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Wait there, foreign swear words are clearly the way forward here.


Do one you bad melaka/troumbas/pushtis/maricon/puta de madre.


greek is the way to go as they can fit "ya moti banakias" into any sentence. prob not spelled right but bit diff when they have a diff alphabet and it's not in "lets go greek", a suggestion that i often put to mrs b.o.g.
 
greek is the way to go as they can fit "ya moti banakias" into any sentence. prob not spelled right but bit diff when they have a diff alphabet and it's not in "lets go greek", a suggestion that i often put to mrs b.o.g.

Pissing myself here that you know them.

Theyre the best part of the Greek language and no mistake.

Yia moto" is the prefix for some of the most hardcore swearing Ive ever heard.

I love the Greeks me.
 
i am liking klootzak,

i shall try to use it more often, an apt 'shout at the match' for vdm.

just perusing the urban dictionary and discovered a fantastic holiday that we should be celebrating in future

Urban Dictionary: Steak and Blowjob Day

Celebrated on March 14th, Steak and Blowjob Day is a holiday for men, celebrated the month after Valentine's Day -- a holiday for women.

The idea is simple: no cards, flowers, candy or other whimsical gifts. Ladies (and gay men), you simply bestow your partner with a steak and a blowjob. Not necessarily in that order.
Dave: "Hey Bob, what did Sally get you for Steak and Blowjob Day?"

Bob: "Well Dave, that would be a big juicy steak, and a big juicy blowjob."
 
The Maltese have some cracking insults


Mur hudu f'oxx ommok - Go shove it up your mothers c***
Foxx kemm ghandek - F*** your dead relatives
Materja ddelek ta mal- garetta - sticky puss from the foreskin
Morhakkra - go sh*t yourself!
 
i am liking klootzak,

i shall try to use it more often, an apt 'shout at the match' for vdm.

just perusing the urban dictionary and discovered a fantastic holiday that we should be celebrating in future

Urban Dictionary: Steak and Blowjob Day

Celebrated on March 14th, Steak and Blowjob Day is a holiday for men, celebrated the month after Valentine's Day -- a holiday for women.

The idea is simple: no cards, flowers, candy or other whimsical gifts. Ladies (and gay men), you simply bestow your partner with a steak and a blowjob. Not necessarily in that order.
Dave: "Hey Bob, what did Sally get you for Steak and Blowjob Day?"

Bob: "Well Dave, that would be a big juicy steak, and a big juicy blowjob."
Klootzak would be difficult to use against AvdM I guess, as he's almost never present at a match.

Blowjob day sounds like a great day out for Rooney in a home for the elderly.:P
 
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