When I was a kid the Radio commentator for "soccer" in Ireland was Phil Green
He just talked randomly about the weather, the ground, the supporters and occasionally the match
While listening in the back of my Dad's car in the early 70s to him commentary to a match between Finn Harps and some one else he uttered teh immortal lines
Finn Harps today are kitted out in Blue tops and green shorts, and you know what they say about blue and green, blue and green should never be seen except, oh there's a goal, a goal for Finn Harps!