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deipnosophist
Player Valuation: £80m
Usmanov must often shake his head in disbelief; how on earth did he ever allow himself to get involved with an outfit like Everton? lol
The binman chronicles
Player Valuation: £80m
but...but esk said he isn't. lol
Onwards Evertonians
Player Valuation: £8m
I can't wait until he sponsors the ground and all of the cackling reds have a meltdown again. They have a meltdown, then see no visible progress on the ground and then crawl back from under their rocks to mock it again. It's going to be something special when the reality actually dawns on them. I can't wait to see the mental gymastics they're going to go through to prove they aren't a***d when they've lived and breathed it for years.
cjuk87
Player Valuation: £10m
"If this Uzbek has got the dough he says he has, then we want Haaland, and if not Haaland, then we want Mbappe! An if not Mbappe, we want a new contract for Sigurdsson! Everton aren't we!? Ey! Ey! Everton aren't we!?"
deipnosophist
Player Valuation: £80m
...there's @ForeverBlue92 !!!!"If this Uzbek has got the dough he says he has, then we want Haaland, and if not Haaland, then we want Mbappe! An if not Mbappe, we want a new contract for Sigurdsson! Everton aren't we!? Ey! Ey! Everton aren't we!?"
JobForTheMoyes
Player Valuation: £50m
He probably jokes about it while hunting convicted discontents with Putin!
deipnosophist
Player Valuation: £80m
joking about it is the best avenue to alleviate the exasperation/frustration...as any glance at my posting history reveals, it's how i deal with it. lol
JobForTheMoyes
Player Valuation: £50m
"And then Brands said-" (gunshot echoes around the forest glad) "Sigurðsson is the best attacking midfielder in Europe, according to certain performance metrics!"
(Putin slaps thigh, before pulling out another magazine and reloading his Kalashnikov)
barneygumble
Player Valuation: £60m
I know FFP has gone quiet at the moment, but imagine if we use that small window to absolutely cause chaos, and spend, spend, spend.
Too much to ask for though, isn't it? Excited for Usmanov coming onto our board at some point.
Too much to ask for though, isn't it? Excited for Usmanov coming onto our board at some point.
deipnosophist
Player Valuation: £80m
Unless Uzzy is into Blue Chrimbo pantomimes, he's best baling out ...Everton is no place for businessmen
Old discredited conjecture at that...they're just good friends, so what if a chap lends a chap a fiver, whose fiver is it anyway?Pure conjecture blah, blah, blah.
lol
Even if he sponsors that fiver for four pounds, move on nothing to see here at all degsy...
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