Unfortunate names

[canuckblue]

Back when I was in high school, there was a kid with the surname of Kok. Parents named him Harry.
There were also a well-known set of twin brothers who became developers in my city. Last name Loyens. One was named Harry.

 

[NoiBlau]

My mum swears that she went to school with a girl called Fanny Lipschitz.

 

[tonyhorne]

And I believe a Colin Lyon works at Chester zoo
You can never reach him
If you phone the reception and ask for Mr C.Lyon the girl yells you to f off

Do they have a Claude Balls working as a lion tamer?

 

[Kenshin]

I know there is a doctor called Mr Gur

First name ufuk

 

[NoiBlau]

Heard a rumour that Alan Knill, the ex footballer, wanted to call his son Juan but his Mrs wouldn't let him.

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

Worked with a real life Warwick Hunt in the eighties in London.

 

[TyphooToffee]

I knew someone named Tarquin Testicle. He was so embarrassed that he changed his name by deed poll. So, if you're out there, hello Tommy Testicle!




What do you mean I made that up? It's my version of an old joke.

 

[Toffee in Jandals]

Working in travel, I've seen a few crackers in my time.

From memory though the undisputed winner was a Ms Fanny Sidebottom. Yep, that was the name on the passport.

 

[TyphooToffee]

We had a girl at college called Anna Hore. First day when they read out the new form classes, got to her name and the teacher read out allowed 'A Hore...'

We were in stitches. Lovely girl like.

You should've told her that - "I think you're lovely, Anna Hore." But, then again...

 

[DualityNSNO]

My mum swears that she went to school with a girl called Fanny Lipschitz.

I've heard that story from my ex's mum.

On the topic of my ex - when she was doing her teaching experience she had a kid in her class named Success, who was bottom of the class lol

 

[Kurt.]

I have a sneaking suspicion some of the posts in this thread may not be true...

 

[kev]

My mum swears that she went to school with a girl called Fanny Lipschitz.

I've heard that story from my ex's mum.

On the topic of my ex - when she was doing her teaching experience she had a kid in her class named Success, who was bottom of the class lol

@DualityNSNO Did you have a brother in law called @NoiBlau ?

 

[DualityNSNO]

@DualityNSNO Did you have a brother in law called @NoiBlau ?

Probably not, think that's a common story everyone tells really.

Or, you know, a school class could have more than 2 people in it.

 

[TyphooToffee]

Working in travel, I've seen a few crackers in my time.

From memory though the undisputed winner was a Ms Fanny Sidebottom. Yep, that was the name on the passport.

I thought that working in travel your name would be Toffee in Sandals!

 

[anton66]

My mum swears that she went to school with a girl called Fanny Lipschitz.

Are you sure it wasn't Fanny Shitlipz?