Unfortunate names

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

A doctor [Poor language removed](as in moby) used to work in the sperm testing department at my local hospital

They test it like tea & wine you know.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

They test it like tea & wine you know.

Well mine would be decaf and non alcoholic

 

[Brendan Janus]

Robin Banks.
Wayne King.

 

[formerly manx toffee]

The consultant that delivered both our children is called Mike Divers

 

[formerly manx toffee]

My son's RE teacher is called Michael Hunter (known as Mike to his mates)

 

[Kurt.]

Robin Banks.
Wayne King.

Used to live next door to a Wayne king when we were kids.

 

[Kurt.]

Not really funny either but... used to work with a consultant Called Dr. Idris Elhibir. .. pronounced Idris Elba. .... oh how the woman loved him.

 

[Brendan Janus]

Not really funny either but... used to work with a consultant Called Dr. Idris Elhibir. .. pronounced Idris Elba. .... oh how the woman loved him.

Idrissa Gueye's 2nd cousin !!

 

[Chewbacca]

Once worked with a guy with the fabulous porn star name of Dick (it rhymes with Rick) Lovejoy

 

[Donald Twain]

My son's mates family are of German ancestory and are called Gitt , named their son Phat for some reason!

 

[SiEdmo]

And I believe a Colin Lyon works at Chester zoo
You can never reach him
If you phone the reception and ask for Mr C.Lyon the girl yells you to f off

we made a girl I used to work with call the blue planet aquarium once and ask for a Mr Shah Key, she got the same response from the receptionist haha

 

[MikeH72]

My Mrs worked with a Mr. Pipe. He named his son Dwayne.

Hahahahahahahahahaha

 

[malfosse]

Once took a call from a Scottish lady, Miss Tw@tts, a common (ish) name north of the border apparently.

 

[Cellardweller]

A customer of mine phoned in to make a health claim for her son - his name popped up on the screen - Master J Bates

 

[Tramps_mate]

Just had a catch up beer with a lad that I went to school with.
He's Cambodian with a last name of Hor, said in the way you'd expect it to be said.
He obviously caught loads of gyp for it, but there was one time where we were in tears because of it.
We all played footy together at school, and one day he got dropped off by his mum. We all piled into the school van with him in the back seat. We're heading out the front gates when he pulled the wanking gesture out the back window at the school (and car) behind him, only to discover that it was his mother in the car behind us, who was waving back at him.


What's an unfortunate name you've come across?

We had a girl at college called Anna Hore. First day when they read out the new form classes, got to her name and the teacher read out allowed 'A Hore...'

We were in stitches. Lovely girl like.