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MarcelsGoat said:
Better than Neighbours and Home Away for sure.

Its close with Prisoner Cell block tho.
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1st ep down. Wow. The main actor is literally 4 foot nothing with pointy eyebrows. The constant zooming in on the shifty stares off the camera reminded me of The Office but not in a good way.

So the premise is internal affairs are investigating ol Lenny for eating a bacon and egg roll.

Matey badly dressed Irish guy has a stiffy for Lenny who seems to be doing exactly what the Boss wants by pushing the crap cases to the bottom and is actual ‘Detective of the Year’ but is so good Internal Affairs just wanna bust him big time. Ol Lenny is also getting a super unsexy but regular polishing from the local business woman who also happens to be one drunk driving vehicular manslaughter away from the clink.

Who also happens to be her accountant and who also happened to experience a break in on the day of his yet uninvestigated murder, but you know lets meet in the open for a clandestine meeting on a freeway median strip.

Meanwhile, fringy Mcterrible actress is pushing to get out of where ever they hide the chicks at the cop shop and get into ol Lennys ‘A-team’ squad who also happen to be complete dadjoke.com losers. After a video presentation and a couple of quips she’s drunk some ale and is in the team for realsies. Ol Lenny and Sergeant 4ft Pointy Brows have some chest ups and dadjoke.com breaks into his car somehow and leaves a dog turd on his seat then forgets to shut the door.

Its on now because of this and we gon’ take down Ol Lenny and his smug dadjokers over the course of the next 5 episodes.

Its basically the Home and Away version of the Bill.
 
McBain said:
1st ep down. Wow. The main actor is literally 4 foot nothing with pointy eyebrows. The constant zooming in on the shifty stares off the camera reminded me of The Office but not in a good way.

So the premise is internal affairs are investigating ol Lenny for eating a bacon and egg roll.

Matey badly dressed Irish guy has a stiffy for Lenny who seems to be doing exactly what the Boss wants by pushing the crap cases to the bottom and is actual ‘Detective of the Year’ but is so good Internal Affairs just wanna bust him big time. Ol Lenny is also getting a super unsexy but regular polishing from the local business woman who also happens to be one drunk driving vehicular manslaughter away from the clink.

Who also happens to be her accountant and who also happened to experience a break in on the day of his yet uninvestigated murder, but you know lets meet in the open for a clandestine meeting on a freeway median strip.

Meanwhile, fringy Mcterrible actress is pushing to get out of where ever they hide the chicks at the cop shop and get into ol Lennys ‘A-team’ squad who also happen to be complete dadjoke.com losers. After a video presentation and a couple of quips she’s drunk some ale and is in the team for realsies. Ol Lenny and Sergeant 4ft Pointy Brows have some chest ups and dadjoke.com breaks into his car somehow and leaves a dog turd on his seat then forgets to shut the door.

Its on now because of this and we gon’ take down Ol Lenny and his smug dadjokers over the course of the next 5 episodes.

Its basically the Home and Away version of the Bill.
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Stop watching it, you dont deserve to enjoy such a quality show!!!!!!
 
McBain said:
1st ep down. Wow. The main actor is literally 4 foot nothing with pointy eyebrows. The constant zooming in on the shifty stares off the camera reminded me of The Office but not in a good way.

So the premise is internal affairs are investigating ol Lenny for eating a bacon and egg roll.

Matey badly dressed Irish guy has a stiffy for Lenny who seems to be doing exactly what the Boss wants by pushing the crap cases to the bottom and is actual ‘Detective of the Year’ but is so good Internal Affairs just wanna bust him big time. Ol Lenny is also getting a super unsexy but regular polishing from the local business woman who also happens to be one drunk driving vehicular manslaughter away from the clink.

Who also happens to be her accountant and who also happened to experience a break in on the day of his yet uninvestigated murder, but you know lets meet in the open for a clandestine meeting on a freeway median strip.

Meanwhile, fringy Mcterrible actress is pushing to get out of where ever they hide the chicks at the cop shop and get into ol Lennys ‘A-team’ squad who also happen to be complete dadjoke.com losers. After a video presentation and a couple of quips she’s drunk some ale and is in the team for realsies. Ol Lenny and Sergeant 4ft Pointy Brows have some chest ups and dadjoke.com breaks into his car somehow and leaves a dog turd on his seat then forgets to shut the door.

Its on now because of this and we gon’ take down Ol Lenny and his smug dadjokers over the course of the next 5 episodes.

Its basically the Home and Away version of the Bill.
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Maybe stick to your Batman and Robin films.
 
McBain said:
I was expecting ‘Luther’ meets ‘Citizen Kane’ the way you lot carry on. Theres more realistic drama in the WWE compared what Ol Lenny, Four Foot Nothing, Fringy McCantAct the Irish Stiffy offered up thats for sure.
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Does get better to be fair. I think I remember being perplexed to what all the fuss was about to start with.

I only learnt this week that Martin Compston has a thick Scottish accent in real life. Quite impressed seeing I had no clue, but sure one of you guys will say you had him clocked from the start!!
 

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