Tremendous Nordic Meat Shields - Everton player descriptions

[bitter-no-better]

To name a few.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Tripe.....

 

[blue61]

Knickerbocker Glory

 

[chrismpw]

The squad is a quarter pint of limpid out of date milk.

 

[Groucho]

@chicoazul this sounds a bit like ‘braided bass talking boss Christian’, your poetic way of describing Steven Pienaar.

We need to shoehorn ‘meat mountain’ in a preview or something.

 

[GoldenToffee]

A Disgusting Gang of Stinky Pork Swords.

 

[zebedee]

Just feel the steaks are to high for this lot. We've the potential to look like a right bunch of jerkys

 

[Moonlight dribbler]

If Haaland is now forever known as a tremendous Nordic meat shield, what could we describe individual members of our squad as?

It is frightening that we worship footballers by paying them circa £100,000 and not one had the communication skills or the curiosity to ask 'who are you?'

A training camp of village idiots.

 

[tommye]

Love these.
The look of bewilderment on their little thick faces is priceless.

 

[chicoazul]

If Haaland is now forever known as a tremendous Nordic meat shield, what could we describe individual members of our squad as?

I spent years and years doing this in a thing called previews and all I ever received from the members of this forum was scorn and abuse. I was ahead of my time clearly.

 

[Rita_Poon]

I spent years and years doing this in a thing called previews and all I ever received from the members of this forum was scorn and abuse. I was ahead of my time clearly.

You mean it's stopped? That's some bad standards slipping behaviour.
Blomqvist - a half pound of limp facon.

 

[ChoccieStarfish]

Regurgitated Jaffa Cakes

 

[john jako]

I spent years and years doing this in a thing called previews and all I ever received from the members of this forum was scorn and abuse. I was ahead of my time clearly.

Rightfully so. You jarg version of @catcherintherye

 

[windymiller]

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Knickerbocker Glory

I was thinking Raspberry Beret

 

[Jebus_lives]

If Haaland is now forever known as a tremendous Nordic meat shield, what could we describe individual members of our squad as?

@chicoazul

Edit: sake, just seen you've already posted. It's the heat.