You know I wonder how these jounalists come up with these rumors. Do they throw stones that land on random clubs and random players? Regardless I would be happy with Sergio Canales.
You know I wonder how these jounalists come up with these rumors. Do they throw stones that land on random clubs and random players? Regardless I would be happy with Sergio Canales.
There's a massive building in London that has three floors. The first floor has a list of every club in the world. The second floor has interchangable tilesets that have every player for every club in the world. The third floor has every manager in the world.
For a transfer rumour, this happens:
A. They chop the head off a chicken, place it on the first floor, it runs around for a while until it dies. Whatever club it dies on is the first club.
B. The same applies on floor two, but this time they use a cockerel. This gives a greater degree of inaccuracy. They chop off it's head and whatever player it dies on is linked to the club the chicken died on on floor one.
C. To determine a price, it's this formula - A+Bx10x10x7-( n ), where A is the time it takes the chicken to die, B is the time it takes the cockerel to die, and ( n ) is the Colonel's secret recipe.
I remember him saying good things about us before, but im not sure canales will come here. If he is available for a loan, im sure there would be a load of clubs with european football to look forward to next season, in the running for him
