Fearthainn
Player Valuation: £30m
"Moutinho" - lol
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Interested parties - Harry Redknapp
Arsene Wenger is also monitoring the situation - there's a big black French midfielder nobody rates
Vero ; stand on ME ; #L4TOFF - I have no information
Spurs are keeping tabs on - Spurs will buy without watching him play
Liverpool are on the verge of - Chelsea have signed
Arsene Wenger is also monitoring the situation - there's a big black French midfielder nobody rates
Vero ; stand on ME ; #L4TOFF - I have no information
Spurs are keeping tabs on - Spurs will buy without watching him play
Liverpool are on the verge of - Chelsea have signed
Dunno mate, pretty sure Pardew would take any big black French midfielder on the market.
tadpole
Player Valuation: £20m
Let's try and apply some of these insights to the BBC Gossip page :
"Everton have joined Newcastle in the chase for Andros Townsend. Toffees boss Roberto Martinez tried to take the 22-year-old to Goodison on loan last summer." - I can't be bothered to invent something new, let's resurrect an old story instead.
"Everton want Wilfried Bony to replace on-loan Romelu Lukaku" - He must be somewhere on Martinez's wish list, let's make out like he's the number one target.
"Manchester City are planning to strengthen their defence with a move for Mehdi Benatia" - I hear that Lescott may be on his way out.
"Arsenal and West Ham have held talks over the signing of Anderlecht defender Cheikhou Kouyate" - They phoned Anderlecht and asked is he available. When told the price, they hung up the phone.
"Liverpool are willing to meet a £20.4m release clause fee for Valencia midfielder Dani Parejo, according to Spanish newspaper" - Let's throw in the name of an English club to hype up some interest.
"Chelsea are prepared to offer David Luiz in exchange for Mario Mandzukic plus £15m" - I'm too lazy to invent a credible story, so I'll just invent a swap deal, even though they never happen any more at the top level.
"Everton have joined Newcastle in the chase for Andros Townsend. Toffees boss Roberto Martinez tried to take the 22-year-old to Goodison on loan last summer." - I can't be bothered to invent something new, let's resurrect an old story instead.
"Everton want Wilfried Bony to replace on-loan Romelu Lukaku" - He must be somewhere on Martinez's wish list, let's make out like he's the number one target.
"Manchester City are planning to strengthen their defence with a move for Mehdi Benatia" - I hear that Lescott may be on his way out.
"Arsenal and West Ham have held talks over the signing of Anderlecht defender Cheikhou Kouyate" - They phoned Anderlecht and asked is he available. When told the price, they hung up the phone.
"Liverpool are willing to meet a £20.4m release clause fee for Valencia midfielder Dani Parejo, according to Spanish newspaper" - Let's throw in the name of an English club to hype up some interest.
"Chelsea are prepared to offer David Luiz in exchange for Mario Mandzukic plus £15m" - I'm too lazy to invent a credible story, so I'll just invent a swap deal, even though they never happen any more at the top level.
"Van Gaal has identified the Irish international (Coleman) as a one of the players he wishes to bring to Old Trafford." - Coleman's had a quality season, he's too good to be playing for the likes of puny Everton now. A mighty club like United should have him in their team for next year.
tadpole
Player Valuation: £20m
Keep 'em coming :
"Louis van Gaal has told Manchester United he wants to make fellow Dutchman Arjen Robben his first signing." - Double Dutch !
"Everton are prepared to rival Liverpool, Arsenal and Manchester United for 19-year-old Atletico Madrid midfielder Saul Niguez" - we can't afford him.
"Louis van Gaal has told Manchester United he wants to make fellow Dutchman Arjen Robben his first signing." - Double Dutch !
"Everton are prepared to rival Liverpool, Arsenal and Manchester United for 19-year-old Atletico Madrid midfielder Saul Niguez" - we can't afford him.
The "Totaliser" on SSN with that bulb and his ipad!
emb
Player Valuation: £8m
"Sky News sources" - even some jarg twitter ITK broke this before us, hurry to spin it as an "exclusive"
"BREAKING: ..." - we'll pretend everyone else hasn't been discussing this for half an hour
"BBC Sport understands..." - the transfer window closed a month ago. is anyone still here? anyone?
"Whelan, who broke his leg in the FA Cup Final..." - Everton have signed Callum McManaman.
"James McArthur is at Finch Farm working on his coaching badges. Nothing to see here." - James McArthur is at Finch Farm working on his coaching badges. There is really nothing to see here.
"BREAKING: ..." - we'll pretend everyone else hasn't been discussing this for half an hour
"BBC Sport understands..." - the transfer window closed a month ago. is anyone still here? anyone?
"Whelan, who broke his leg in the FA Cup Final..." - Everton have signed Callum McManaman.
"James McArthur is at Finch Farm working on his coaching badges. Nothing to see here." - James McArthur is at Finch Farm working on his coaching badges. There is really nothing to see here.
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