Tottenham Hotspur

Qualifications and Cup finals mean f all and you know that

Champions league qualification means the likes of Barcelona, Real Madrid, Bayern Munich, Juventus and the Milan’s rolling up at your drum. Trust me, that means a lot.

I’ve seen the finest sides, I’ve seen us demolish Real Madrid, nick a draw at the Nou camp to qualify for the knockouts, come back from 3 goals down at Ajax, see Bale destroy Inter Milan, watch Crouchy shin in a winner away at AC. These are wonderful memories.
 
Champions league qualification means the likes of Barcelona, Real Madrid, Bayern Munich, Juventus and the Milan’s rolling up at your drum. Trust me, that means a lot.

I’ve seen the finest sides, I’ve seen us demolish Real Madrid, nick a draw at the Nou camp to qualify for the knockouts, come back from 3 goals down at Ajax, see Bale destroy Inter Milan, watch Crouchy shin in a winner away at AC. These are wonderful memories.

Hey mate you can tell all the Swansea and Charlton fans you bump into next season about that time you played Real Madrid and Juventus, they’ll be buzzing for you.
 
Champions league qualification means the likes of Barcelona, Real Madrid, Bayern Munich, Juventus and the Milan’s rolling up at your drum. Trust me, that means a lot.

I’ve seen the finest sides, I’ve seen us demolish Real Madrid, nick a draw at the Nou camp to qualify for the knockouts, come back from 3 goals down at Ajax, see Bale destroy Inter Milan, watch Crouchy shin in a winner away at AC. These are wonderful memories.
You didn't win it though did you. Leeds had a spell in Europe and Newcastle have had a couple too. Qualification comes and goes. Since 91 the clubs you lot compare yourselves with have won Arsenal (16), Chelsea (25), United (35) and city (18) major trophies. You're nowhere near. Leicester have won the league and fa Cup which easily trumps your haul. Anyway, had enough of this. Enjoy your relegation battle.
 
You didn't win it though did you. Leeds had a spell in Europe and Newcastle have had a couple too. Qualification comes and goes. Since 91 the clubs you lot compare yourselves with have won Arsenal (16), Chelsea (25), United (35) and city (18) major trophies. You're nowhere near. Leicester have won the league and fa Cup which easily trumps your haul. Anyway, had enough of this. Enjoy your relegation battle.

Yep, Leicester are another side that have outdone you
 
Yep, Leicester are another side that have outdone you

Here’s the thing, I’d rather win nothing for the rest of eternity than have to live with the fact my football club are dirty corporate scabs who tried to sell its fanbase down the river and follow their greatest and more successful rivals into a Super League. If a football club deserved to be metaphorically spat on, it is Tottenham Hotspur, you are the dregs of football. Gutter dwelling shameless corporate scabs.
 
Champions league qualification means the likes of Barcelona, Real Madrid, Bayern Munich, Juventus and the Milan’s rolling up at your drum. Trust me, that means a lot.

I’ve seen the finest sides, I’ve seen us demolish Real Madrid, nick a draw at the Nou camp to qualify for the knockouts, come back from 3 goals down at Ajax, see Bale destroy Inter Milan, watch Crouchy shin in a winner away at AC. These are wonderful memories.

That's actually really cool mate
 

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