Totally random made-up statements

[Mutzo Nutzo]

Use this thread to post your random, made-up statements

Off you go lids...release your minds and have fun

 

[chicoazul]

I have a massive, massive, massive wang.

 

[Hayee]

Sorry i'm late, the thing fell off - works every time!

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

Bouncer the dog from neighbours ..was not actually a real dog but our friendly Sky Sports presenter Jeff Stelling in a dog suit

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Henry Winkler has never been winkling.

 

[Hilga]

I seen the back of my head in the mirror.

 

[spikeman]

I seen the back of my head in the mirror.

With 1 or 2 mirrors?

 

[Hilga]

i said mirror, not mirrors lid.

 

[heatmeiser]

Once I laughed so much that my shoulder fell off.

 

[spikeman]

i said mirror, not mirrors lid.

Right

 

[little curly alan ball]

Liverpool F.C. is a great institution and its fans fair minded and unbiased

 

[spikeman]

Liverpool F.C. is a great institution and its fans fair minded and unbiased

This.

 

[Whitebootman]

No matter how hard you try it's just not a good idea to make a garden gate out of cottage cheese and condensed milk.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

scotland are the form team and bookies favourites for this world cup

 

[chicoazul]

You're hitting out because you're hurting.

Ten times the population and you're still [Poor language removed] x