Tony Cottee - Your Questions

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Once everton touches you etc etc
Hammers or toffees?

 

[Steve Wigan]

Is he actually taller than Jeff Stelling ?

 

[laudo9]

Has he seen the photo's that Cocu Martina has that guarantees him a start in the team every week ?

 

[CrustySack]

When he joined, did he expect to win trophies?

 

[ijjysmith]

Is he happy that I based my haircut on his for about two years when I was 12, only to realise girls didn't like it and I looked 34?

 

[DanEFC92]

How long is the optimal dipping time into a cup of tea for the average Nice biscuit?

Bought a pack of them yesterday. First time I’ve had one in ages.

And thus ends my contribution.

 

[EFCPaul]

Knowing the club and fanbase like he does, is there any striker out there he really rates whom he thinks would really fit in here and reckons we realisitically should go after?

 

[Adam-GOTTV]

Some brilliant questions here lads, thanks.

*will deffo involve the biscuit ones.

 

[Seathestars]

Who was his best friend at Goodison.

 

[Toffee in Jandals]

According to wiki he scored 72 goals in 184 appearance.

Pretty sure Wiki only counts league goals.

 

[Bazlar]

Why did he choose Everton over Arsenal being a London boy

 

[Ramiro Funes Mori]

Who is your favourite Funes Mori twin? Me or Rogelio?

 

[Brownie]

He's always come across as a bit dull whenever I've heard him on anything, so bonus points if you can manage to get him to be mildly entertaining.

 

[Ivo]

Why do you hate us so?

 

[Jonte]

Here’s a random one: why was he always first out of the car park on match day?

I’ve always wished I could shower and dress as quickly.