everton1953
Player Valuation: £40m
A good honest trier. If we have any ambition to improve he should be tried somewhere else. Depends how much of a rush we are in to make progress in the PL.
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He was crap last season imo and a massive let down BUT all of the team bar maybe Pickford, Walcott, Coleman and Tosun were crap, he’s only a young lad, he’s got a great attitude, he’s a blue, he has kickabouts on the street and he’s under a different and more attacking manager this year... I’m hopeful he can turn it around
Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
The state of him having a kick about in the street in a desperate way to reconnect with the fans after a truly awful season.
You're not one of us Tom, and you never will be. Get back on that pretend catwalk you utter waste of space.
You're not one of us Tom, and you never will be. Get back on that pretend catwalk you utter waste of space.
Who's_up_for_cumpkins?
Player Valuation: £15m
He looks like guybrush threepwood (ask your dads millenials).
CRIMHEAD
Player Valuation: £40m
Toffee in Jandals
Player Valuation: £35m
Pretty sure it's a wind-up comment mate. At least, I hope it is. Kinda right about the pretend catwalk though.
tungetango
Did IQs just drop sharply while I was away?
Almost had me going there...
He's lucky I wasn't in leaf, would have lobbed my Hendricks and cucumber tonic all over him
Pete Campbell
Player Valuation: £2.5m
Got the armband at the end. It suited him (well maybe in 10 years!)
royalbalou
Player Valuation: £25m
Wasn't completely sure it matched his headband
Zatara
Player Valuation: £100m
Tim David. Everton captain. ASOS.com model
TheBigIguana
Player Valuation: £100m
He hasn't really gone up a level from when he came through but to suggest we should sell him at this point is silly. Especially since we don't have to register him in the squad
everton1953
Player Valuation: £40m
He dropped off the "get rid" radar for a while. Is he back on again?
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