Today's football.

[toffee-fellaini]

Nevin talking a bit of sense on MOTD here. No one told him your supposed to spout ****e, lazy cliches.

Shearer must be the worst pundit ever.

 

[tsubaki]

The hilarious thing is the string of onions and berets thing isnt French, it comes from the Bretons who used to come over to the UK to sell their oniony wares. Its like having an English day and spending it eating leeks, singing in choirs, and burning holiday homes.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

They've got 'Bullied in school' written all over them, haven't they?


Oh, there's a man in the background with a small tree growing out of his head. Fcuking mutants.

 

[Huyton Layne]

I think we should be thankful they have shirts on. Vast improvement over a general day in Newcastle.

 

[bluebottle]

Well it's progression anyway. Years ago in that part of the world they used to hang monkeys for being potential French spies.

Well done North East.

In their defence, that monkey was acting incredibly suspiciously.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

In their defence, that monkey was acting incredibly suspiciously.

And talking in a funny accent

 

[noharmdone]

Hammers / Spurs - "If it's a draw tonight Lawro will have correctly predicted the results of all 10 Premier League games this weekend."

 

[toffee-fellaini]

Hammers / Spurs - "If it's a draw tonight Lawro will have correctly predicted the results of all 10 Premier League games this weekend."

Footballing oracle

 

[ijjysmith]

Live Stream here lads.

Carroll playing:

This will never get old.

 

[ijjysmith]

KOFF BALE YOU RIDICULOUSLY GOOD FOOTBALLER

 

[Seamus Colemole]

"Gareth Bale, he looks like a chimp"

Yeah, and he just scored against you you Danny Dyer wannabe cockney gimboids.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Live Stream here lads.

Carroll playing:

This will never get old.

No. It doesn't!

 

[Toffe3m4n]

He f*cks me right off that guy..

 

[noharmdone]

 

[BoysInBlue]