Tommy Chong
Player Valuation: £70m
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Sexist.
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No, she is.
Lol... Let's just say... She can massage my hamstring any day...

*puts mod coat on*
Sexist.
*takes mod coat off*
No, she is.

He is going to fit right in with chelsea next year isn't he?do they have retrospective action in spain cos surely diego costa would get a ramiresque ban for that headbutt
ah here comes fernando "he loves liverpool so much so didn't want to score, but doesn't love us enough to kick the ball out for a goal kick" torres
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