Today's football.

[heatmeiser]

Would you ever moisturise your hands mate?

The only reason to do that would be to fap, surely?

 

[chicoazul]

The only reason to do that would be to fap, surely?

No I mean the top of your hands, not the palms. Do you know when old people get chicken like skin here and their veins pop out well I don't have that and still retain an element of elasticity. So I'm wondering, should I moisturise and preserve this?

 

[heatmeiser]

No I mean the top of your hands, not the palms. Do you know when old people get chicken like skin here and their veins pop out well I don't have that and still retain an element of elasticity. So I'm wondering, should I moisturise and preserve this?

Olive oil mate.

Works better than moisturiser apparently. Makes you smell like tapas too.

 

[chicoazul]

Olive oil mate.

Works better than moisturiser apparently. Makes you smell like tapas too.

Thanks mate. Do you think there's a risk I may sleepeat my hands though mate? Especially if I use some of that really nice Greek olive oil stuff?

 

[Brennan]

Thanks mate. Do you think there's a risk I may sleepeat my hands though mate? Especially if I use some of that really nice Greek olive oil stuff?

THIS IS NOT THE OLIVE OIL THREAD LAD

 

[Goat]

MICK????

 

[chicoazul]

THIS IS NOT THE OLIVE OIL THREAD LAD

Yer mar looks like Bluto lad.

 

[Brennan]

Yer mar looks like Bluto lad.

Didn't stop you slotting her did it you beast.

 

[chicoazul]

Didn't stop you slotting her did it you beast.

I was high off spinach lad.

 

[Goat]

Leave it lads, yeah?

 

[Brennan]

I was high off spinach lad.

Explains why popeye had such a wicked gurn i guess.

 

[heatmeiser]

Thanks mate. Do you think there's a risk I may sleepeat my hands though mate? Especially if I use some of that really nice Greek olive oil stuff?

Even if you do eat them, it's better than having old man hands.

You can't stop the inevitable though. As you age your skin becomes thinner. You'll have minging crepe paper hands before long mate.

 

[chicoazul]

Explains why popeye had such a wicked gurn i guess.

You spelt gun wrong mate. Boss guns on Popeye.

Even if you do eat them, it's better than having old man hands.

You can't stop the inevitable though. As you age your skin becomes thinner. You'll have minging crepe paper hands before long mate.

You watch mate. I bet I don't.

 

[BoysInBlue]

Cheltenham still 1-1 with Hereford.

Surprising, considering how far above Hereford that Cheltenham are (34 league places).

Cheltenham have the bigger ground. Though if we end up with Hereford, it will probably be live on tv.

 

[heatmeiser]

Newcastle really do have some horrific haircuts.

Sammyammyammy Obi for starters.