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So here is the scenario

next week we beat liverpool at anfield under moyes (i know a miracle) and we break the anfield curse and shut up the red side of merseyside and make gerrard cry.

chelsea lose to man utd, arsenal lose to qpr away from home, spurs draw at home to southampton

chelsea - 65, arsenal 64, spurs 63, everton 62

then following week

chelsea and spurs draw, we beat west ham at home and arsenal draw at home to wigan

chelsea 66
arsenal 65
everton 65
spurs 64

then final week

we beat chelsea, spurs lose to stoke but beat sunderland and arsenal draw against newcastle

everton 68
spurs 67
chelsea 66
arsenal 66

we qualify for group stages with no playoff

fans run onto the pitch and wank each other silly

ERM!! chelski have to play villa away too!
 
Forgive my ignorance, but can QPR and Reading not level on points with Villa? and the goal differences are pretty similar, why have they been condemned today?
 
So here is the scenario

next week we beat liverpool at anfield under moyes (i know a miracle) and we break the anfield curse and shut up the red side of merseyside and make gerrard cry.

chelsea lose to man utd, arsenal lose to qpr away from home, spurs draw at home to southampton

chelsea - 65, arsenal 64, spurs 63, everton 62

then following week

chelsea and spurs draw, we beat west ham at home and arsenal draw at home to wigan

chelsea 66
arsenal 65
everton 65
spurs 64

then final week

we beat chelsea, spurs lose to stoke but beat sunderland and arsenal draw against newcastle

everton 68
spurs 67
chelsea 66
arsenal 66

we qualify for group stages with no playoff

fans run onto the pitch and wank each other silly

I can think of worse ways to spend a sunday....
 
So here is the scenario

next week we beat liverpool at anfield under moyes (i know a miracle) and we break the anfield curse and shut up the red side of merseyside and make gerrard cry.

chelsea lose to man utd, arsenal lose to qpr away from home, spurs draw at home to southampton

chelsea - 65, arsenal 64, spurs 63, everton 62

then following week

chelsea and spurs draw, we beat west ham at home and arsenal draw at home to wigan

chelsea 66
arsenal 65
everton 65
spurs 64

then final week

we beat chelsea, spurs lose to stoke but beat sunderland and arsenal draw against newcastle

everton 68
spurs 67
chelsea 66
arsenal 66

we qualify for group stages with no playoff

fans run onto the pitch and wank each other silly

You need to talk to 'Frank' mate ;P
 
Chelseas run in is
Man u away
Spurs home
Villa away
EFC home

If we somehow manage to win our next two, chelsea may be within range... Ok it isnt going to happen is it?
 
Chelseas run in is
Man u away
Spurs home
Villa away
EFC home

If we somehow manage to win our next two, chelsea may be within range... Ok it isnt going to happen is it?

they'll beat spurs and more than likely villa as well. fancy them to win at united as well for some reason
 
Is there a more lesbian looking footballer than Rosicky?
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