Today's football.

[Muppet Basher]

breaking news

liverpool officially cannot reach champions league now, its a mathematical impossibility.

That's because of the witch-hunt against them....... it's just so unfair.

 

[Rook]

DeJong on Goals on Sunday. Would like to see Wynalda nut him for ruining Stewart Holden's career.

 

[BoysInBlue]

6,600 at Newport, for a non-league game that's also live on tv on S4C & Premier Sports. Newport's biggest attendance for nearly 30 years. That's almost as big as Tranmere's attendance yesterday.

 

[potato]

So here is the scenario

next week we beat liverpool at anfield under moyes (i know a miracle) and we break the anfield curse and shut up the red side of merseyside and make gerrard cry.

chelsea lose to man utd, arsenal lose to qpr away from home, spurs draw at home to southampton

chelsea - 65, arsenal 64, spurs 63, everton 62

then following week

chelsea and spurs draw, we beat west ham at home and arsenal draw at home to wigan

chelsea 66
arsenal 65
everton 65
spurs 64

then final week

we beat chelsea, spurs lose to stoke but beat sunderland and arsenal draw against newcastle

everton 68
spurs 67
chelsea 66
arsenal 66

we qualify for group stages with no playoff

fans run onto the pitch and wank each other silly

 

[potato]

6,600 at Newport, for a non-league game that's also live on tv on S4C & Premier Sports. Newport's biggest attendance for nearly 30 years. That's almost as big as Tranmere's attendance yesterday.

what happened 30 years ago?

 

[toffeejack]

jeez, i thought i had a good immagination

 

[Eric Djemba-Djemba]

So here is the scenario

next week we beat liverpool at anfield under moyes (i know a miracle) and we break the anfield curse and shut up the red side of merseyside and make gerrard cry.

chelsea lose to man utd, arsenal lose to qpr away from home, spurs draw at home to southampton

chelsea - 65, arsenal 64, spurs 63, everton 62

then following week

chelsea and spurs draw, we beat west ham at home and arsenal draw at home to wigan

chelsea 66
arsenal 65
everton 65
spurs 64

then final week

we beat chelsea, spurs lose to stoke but beat sunderland and arsenal draw against newcastle

everton 68
spurs 67
chelsea 66
arsenal 66

we qualify for group stages with no playoff

fans run onto the pitch and wank each other silly

Sounds decent that...

 

[ijjysmith]

So here is the scenario

next week we beat liverpool at anfield under moyes (i know a miracle) and we break the anfield curse and shut up the red side of merseyside and make gerrard cry.

chelsea lose to man utd, arsenal lose to qpr away from home, spurs draw at home to southampton

chelsea - 65, arsenal 64, spurs 63, everton 62

then following week

chelsea and spurs draw, we beat west ham at home and arsenal draw at home to wigan

chelsea 66
arsenal 65
everton 65
spurs 64

then final week

we beat chelsea, spurs lose to stoke but beat sunderland and arsenal draw against newcastle

everton 68
spurs 67
chelsea 66
arsenal 66

we qualify for group stages with no playoff

fans run onto the pitch and wank each other silly

Mashed.

 

[bluejock]

So here is the scenario

next week we beat liverpool at anfield under moyes (i know a miracle) and we break the anfield curse and shut up the red side of merseyside and make gerrard cry.

chelsea lose to man utd, arsenal lose to qpr away from home, spurs draw at home to southampton

chelsea - 65, arsenal 64, spurs 63, everton 62

then following week

chelsea and spurs draw, we beat west ham at home and arsenal draw at home to wigan

chelsea 66
arsenal 65
everton 65
spurs 64

then final week

we beat chelsea, spurs lose to stoke but beat sunderland and arsenal draw against newcastle

everton 68
spurs 67
chelsea 66
arsenal 66

we qualify for group stages with no playoff

fans run onto the pitch and wank each other silly

You're utterly mental.

But I like you.

 

[BoysInBlue]

what happened 30 years ago?

We played them!

 

[royalblue66]

Written by the brothers Grimm,or Hans Christian Andersen

 

[tsubaki]

Newport win, all Welsh playoff final.

 

[BoysInBlue]

Great scenes, pitch invasion, several Newport players being carried off the pitch aloft by the fans.

Newport, another Football League club that went bust, was liquidated, and re-started again from scratch by the fans. Pleased for them.

 

[PITA]

*sigh*

How the FOOK has the linesman not seen that.

To be fair the lino is in a great position. Pity that Specsavers was closed though.

 

[Librarian]

So here is the scenario

next week we beat liverpool at anfield under moyes (i know a miracle) and we break the anfield curse and shut up the red side of merseyside and make gerrard cry.

chelsea lose to man utd, arsenal lose to qpr away from home, spurs draw at home to southampton

chelsea - 65, arsenal 64, spurs 63, everton 62

then following week

chelsea and spurs draw, we beat west ham at home and arsenal draw at home to wigan

chelsea 66
arsenal 65
everton 65
spurs 64

then final week

we beat chelsea, spurs lose to stoke but beat sunderland and arsenal draw against newcastle

everton 68
spurs 67
chelsea 66
arsenal 66

we qualify for group stages with no playoff

fans run onto the pitch and wank each other silly

Then...

City go into administration = 2nd