The binman chronicles
Player Valuation: £80m
Yes because they have never ever had a slice of luck!

How many opposition goalkeeping howlers have they had this season alone? I doubt we've had that many in a decade. Always the victims...

That's what my 71-year-old da called him a few months ago and I loved it so much I decided to re-name him. lolCarlton Lewis have you been on the ale lol
£6 million too think he started as a defensive midfielder until Mark Hughes converted him to a centre back.......I never thought I'd utter these words but here goes: God Bless Mark Hughes!
The greatest legacy of his ill-starred reign as City manager was signing Vincent Kompany.
How much he had to do with the signing is another matter but, after last night, I'm in a charitable mood this morning.
Not having that it was the ale lolThat's what my 71-year-old da called him a few months ago and I loved it so much I decided to re-name him. lol![]()
Correct, his distribution last night was exceptional.£6 million too think he started as a defensive midfielder until Mark Hughes converted him to a centre back.......
I have a vague memory of that or could be wrong ?
No I think you're right Joey. He's one I would have liked to see at Goodison!£6 million too think he started as a defensive midfielder until Mark Hughes converted him to a centre back.......
I have a vague memory of that or could be wrong ?
...nerves starting again for tonight.
Why? - No Firmino, No Salah, no Chance.
Believe, If it looks like a foregone conclusion, it usually is.
...nerves starting again for tonight.
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