I hope West Brom win today, cos otherwise we know what will happen next Saturday...
I gather that the Sanchez transfer is being held up because the agent wants £5 from the deal. So the wee Chilean could end up warming the bench at United instead.
So it's come to this! A parasitic sleazo is the big factor here. I hope Sanchez goes abroad instead. I'm sick of his stupid face and he's not that good anyway.
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