Today's Football 2014/15

[toffeejack]

i've put it on mute on final score. turned back and saw gerrard carrying a baby and high fiving every palace player who had formed a tunnel.

i thought he always pretended to be modest and say it's never about him?

 

[AndyC]

so the fact that he all but signed for Chelsea has been whitewashed?

Redacted out of history

 

[49ers]

Can you just imagine if he got sent off, cross everything lids, could he leave us with one last comedy moment.

The ref that does that will need Salman Rushdie style protection team till the tosser croaks.

...and my laptop goes on sleep for 5mins

 

[cpfc1905]

Who you playing mate?

Some bloke called Gerrard, I think

 

[toffeejack]

It's a unique occasion for sure,
very few people get to witness their own funeral

you saying gerrard hasn't watched a replay of the chelsea game last season?

 

[Fearthainn]

This really is vomit inducing.

Small consolation being that the vast majority of the famed neutrals will probably be thinking the same.

 

[Ring master]

Sick of this [Poor language removed] already. Have Sky mentioned us yet?

Its Steven Gerrard v the world lol.if you win and hopefully you do,they will still twist it into gerrard last game etc

 

[Dithering Dougie]

Haha "all the way from Kuwait just to say thanks"

Guess we know who bought those two grand tickets!!

 

[toffeejack]

so the fact that he all but signed for Chelsea has been whitewashed?

and the fact he's not a one club player like more successful players like giggs, neville and scholes. funny i don't even remember them retiring.

 

[49ers]

Redacted out of history

Stop making stuff up,it never happened.

A red through and through is our stevie. I've got a tear in my eye,or is it sick in my throat...I get confused

 

[toffee matt]

Put playercam on lads

 

[The Mighty Quint]

Is that a new ditty they've got for him, it's sh*te...

 

[Ring master]

Put playercam on lads

what have they got that today,havent even looked lol,or are you micky taking lol,whatever happened to that anyway,loved that when it 1st came on

 

[Donald Twain]

Put playercam on lads

It's on already .

 

[SpurtingLesbian]

I wonder what war crimes he'll get away with today and still not get sent off?