Today's Football 2014/15

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I, uh

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In Liverpool,Oslo and parts of London fat middle aged men are saying

"Got my lube ready, tissues at hand. Let the slippy Jizzfest begin".

Feel sorry for any you near Anfield for the next 2 hours. It'll be snowing in Liverpool in May.

Christ you'll all drown up there if the crunt actually scores.

i don't think there's many evertonians over 18 who have not put a bet on him scoring anytime haha. we all know how it works - if he doesn't get his first goal from open play this season, a soft penalty will be awarded somewhere along the line. god i hope balotelli's on the pitch and try and takes it from him - would be great.
 
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