Tommy Chong
Player Valuation: £70m
Oh my!
Breeze Hill not Brazil.Lucas is still - the worst Brazilian since David Blunkett shaved his wife's......
you know the rest![]()

Tried the fancy Dan option didn't work out loldid gerrard cock up again? my stream came back with them celebrating and the typical camera focus on gerrard looking guilty
Please Arsenal don't screw this up.
Please Arsenal don't screw this up.
I think Markovic is absolutely gash, a headless chicken and why is he number 50
gerrard is one of the most wasteful players in the league when it comes to possession. does he realize he hasn't scored one of those 25 yarders for about 5 years, yet he still tries it 3 or 4 times a match, as well as his terribly inaccurate passing ability.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
ALL FROM GERRARD GIVING IT AWAY WITH HIS HOLLYWOOD PASS WHICH NEVER FINDS ITS TARGET! YOU ARE NOT PAUL SCHOLES, LAAA
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