Today's Football 2014/15

[toffeejack]

Life is not fair.

she's got no breasts mate - silver lining and all that

 

[canuckblue]

she's got no breasts mate - silver lining and all that

Nasri's a big enough tit for the both of them.

 

[toffeejack]

Nasri's a big enough tit for the both of them.

yeah but who wants a woman with one tit? what are you going to do with the other hand? not going to pleasure the woman are you? that's not how it works

 

[deipnosophist]

yeah but who wants a woman with one tit? what are you going to do with the other hand? not going to pleasure the woman are you? that's not how it works

well, ......wait... let's not go there

 

[L4Everton]

No idea why Adebayor is off on leave, all very hush hush. Might watch the Spurs game to get warmed up for us. It's a Hibbert day, get on it.

 

[zirc]

Everyone's favourite lovable scamp doing what he does best, being a 2@:

 

[deipnosophist]

Luis, you little scamp

 

[Professor Toffee]

Luis, you little scamp

a little vamp

 

[Milk]

City going through! Notice the commentators aren't having orgasms like Townsend last night

Let's see .... 4 English clubs enter the group stage of CL, 3 progress to last 16.

I can't for the life remember which club got knocked out.

 

[riddick]

Everyone's favourite lovable scamp doing what he does best, being a 2@:

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[tsubaki]

No idea why Adebayor is off on leave, all very hush hush. Might watch the Spurs game to get warmed up for us. It's a Hibbert day, get on it.

this is witchcraft related, isnt it?

 

[L4Everton]

this is witchcraft related, isnt it?

Yeah, I will have sacrificed 6 cans of lager before KO to the football gods in favour of a Hibbert show of dynamism that will very possibly halt the earth turning on its axis. At least that'll be the excuse I use when I hit the deck sacrificing the next 6 cans during the game.

 

[markmarkmark]

It drives me mad that nobody tried to absolutely clatter him in a tackle whilst he was in the prem. Given the chance it would have been great to lift the fecker 3ft off the deck with a 'tackle'

 

[LinekersLegs]

It drives me mad that nobody tried to absolutely clatter him in a tackle whilst he was in the prem. Given the chance it would have been great to lift the fecker 3ft off the deck with a 'tackle'

Doubt he will be as lucky in La Liga given who is his team's main rival.

 

[everton]

It drives me mad that nobody tried to absolutely clatter him in a tackle whilst he was in the prem. Given the chance it would have been great to lift the fecker 3ft off the deck with a 'tackle'

Mirallas