Horrific that, switched off since the goal
Today’s Football 25/26 Season
- Thread starter Alan Whittle
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BainesontoastNEW
Player Valuation: £50m
Zubibroke-i
Premium goals? Ridiculous assertion from Drury the dreary
he'd equalise
when played straight through
that's what
Bryan Mbueno'd do
when played straight through
that's what
Bryan Mbueno'd do
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
Terrible. 
No Alla Violenza
Player Valuation: £10m
Yeah, it’s exactly his sort of utterly inane phrase.
I cannot bear the man. So much so, that I bore myself thinking about how much I hate having to listen to him.
Hey bud! Have you watched the footy today?
100% mate
He thinks hes some modern day Shakespeare, when hes just a poor version of Barry Davis.
This is boring football in my humble opinion
TheBigIguana
Player Valuation: £100m
I very seriously think the lad should be playing up top
Literally no one tunes into football for dramatic poetry readings from the commentator.
I once read an interview with him where he said that the job of a commentator is to let the action do the talking and keep out of its way.
He's right - that is the job of the commentator. It's also the total opposite of what he does.
I hate that Sky also play up to that, by putting him on the 'biggest' (i.e. most viewed) games.
That's why he commentates on the ossified Manchester United every week. Even though they are a shadow of their former selves, they'll get more viewers than any other club - and most of their fans are the sort of armchair lightweights who I imagine love Drury's bollocks.
Sharpies volley
Player Valuation: £35m
And Barry Davies bored the pants off me.