Salad's in his 9th season at Penaltypool. And he's only consistent cos he's juiced af. Has to be for 400k a week. To quote Omnicorp, he's their 'product'.
After we snotted them in the penultimate Goodison derby, every RS on youtube from Oslo to Timbuktu was saying he's finished and VVD was about five seconds away from a move to PSG.
I was inclined to agree tbh, but lo and behold, he owns the 24/25 season and becomes a Ballon d'Or contender, while Van Dirge gets away with murder every weekend. As does that witless lunk Konate.
Brand safe, product safe, PGMOL doing their job to keep him as the Hulk Hogan of Sky LFC.