Today’s Football 25/26 Season

[Bwana]

Should be a peno.

 

[Alan Whittle]

wonder who will end your unbeaten run mate

You know it.
My son knows it
My grandson knows it

….although Moysey isn’t sure.

 

[matty1878]

Oh God Matty... I think VAR are going to give them a penalty now.

who?
not given then

 

[blueconverse]

Looked a pen that

 

[BainesontoastNEW]

1-1... Hooray. Finally.

Hooray the lads?

 

[Tommy Chong]

who?

The barcodes... Thought it was a stonewall penalty myself!

Hooray the lads?

Yip... As Gandhi use to say:

 

[WilliamBoo]

I need someone who explain to me when it is or is not a penalty

 

[Zezti]

I need someone who explain to me when it is or is not a penalty

Depends on the badge worn by the offending player.

 

[matty1878]

I need someone who explain to me when it is or is not a penalty

don’t think anyone knows

 

[NathDogg]

I need someone who explain to me when it is or is not a penalty

When you find that someone, can you get them to tell var and the refs as well please.

 

[matty1878]

Depends on the badge worn by the offending player.

i see were you went with it!

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

I need someone who explain to me when it is or is not a penalty

Depends on whether it’s during lent in a year ending in a 7 or not

 

[Brett Angell Delight]

You’ve basically called it!

We win and all is well with the world, we lose and the yellow sheet brigade step up

Don’t you just love it

To be fair if we lose, the steam off my sheets will be visible from space.

 

[RomanReigns]

Subs in extra time should be banned

 

[Brett Angell Delight]

Say something like:

Big Vic Anichebe was better than Vic Gyokeres. What an overpriced dud