Pilks
Player Valuation: £8m
Some terrible shouts for the RS to bang in a hatful against Chelsea today. If a result ends up doing us a favour then silver linings, but the day I want to see St Virgil with a grin plastered over his Easter Island chops is the day I give up on football.
My late father used to say that if Liverpool were lining up with Jesus Christ and ten apostles, with the other two on the bench, he still wouldn't want them to win. When he died he had a church funeral service, and I got up on the altar to deliver the eulogy and quoted him verbatim. Not sure whether the priest approved like...
I will never want them to win. Ever. It's non negotiable
My late father used to say that if Liverpool were lining up with Jesus Christ and ten apostles, with the other two on the bench, he still wouldn't want them to win. When he died he had a church funeral service, and I got up on the altar to deliver the eulogy and quoted him verbatim. Not sure whether the priest approved like...

I will never want them to win. Ever. It's non negotiable