mightymoyes
Player Valuation: £70m
The furthest our scouts get to is Oldham mate.
they made it as far south to Brighton to scout Maupay unfortunately (or maybe they didnt even bother)
The furthest our scouts get to is Oldham mate.
Probably someone from Brighton calling Bill: "Bill I know you have no striker, DO I HAVE A DEAL FOR YOU MATE", the rest was easy for themthey made it as far south to Brighton to scout Maupay unfortunately (or maybe they didnt even bother)
I won't say he's the worst signing in our history due to his relatively modest fee, but he's certainly one of the worst strikers I've ever seen play for us, possibly the worst. Built like a little boy, runs like he's in quicksand and has not been able to demonstrate any of this being a 'pest' or 'nuisance' for defenders that we were told we were getting. Being low on confidence shouldn't be a reason why you cannot breaking into a sprint, and having confidence isn't going to make him grow another couple of inches or suddenly learn how to trap a football or pass to a teammate.they made it as far south to Brighton to scout Maupay unfortunately (or maybe they didnt even bother)
Don't really rate that weirdo, the way he scuttled out of Leicester with a pay day after begging to be sacked showed who he isRodgers came to mind for me.
Famously has a portrait of himself in his office, it takes a Kenwright sized ego to do something like that.Don't really rate that weirdo, the way he scuttled out of Leicester with a pay day after begging to be sacked showed who he is
It's like having toad of toad Hall as a gafferFamously has a portrait of himself in his office, it takes a Kenwright sized ego to do something like that.
Something off about that picture. Like, when old computer games allowed you to take a picture of your face and it would wrap it around a 3d characters head, but it was a 2d picture so looked horrific.
He looks like a random guard in goldeneyeSomething off about that picture. Like, when old computer games allowed you to take a picture of your face and it would wrap it around a 3d characters head, but it was a 2d picture so looked horrific.
It looks like someone was playing around with the Skyrim character generator, and decided to set the eyes as far apart as possible and give the character the biggest nose possible, just for fun.Something off about that picture. Like, when old computer games allowed you to take a picture of your face and it would wrap it around a 3d characters head, but it was a 2d picture so looked horrific.
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