Today’s Football 2022/23 Season

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they made it as far south to Brighton to scout Maupay unfortunately (or maybe they didnt even bother)
I won't say he's the worst signing in our history due to his relatively modest fee, but he's certainly one of the worst strikers I've ever seen play for us, possibly the worst. Built like a little boy, runs like he's in quicksand and has not been able to demonstrate any of this being a 'pest' or 'nuisance' for defenders that we were told we were getting. Being low on confidence shouldn't be a reason why you cannot breaking into a sprint, and having confidence isn't going to make him grow another couple of inches or suddenly learn how to trap a football or pass to a teammate.

Quite frankly an utterly appalling football player that we can hopefully con somebody into buying this summer.
 
Something off about that picture. Like, when old computer games allowed you to take a picture of your face and it would wrap it around a 3d characters head, but it was a 2d picture so looked horrific.
It looks like someone was playing around with the Skyrim character generator, and decided to set the eyes as far apart as possible and give the character the biggest nose possible, just for fun.
 
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