In an alternative reality, Everton offer the management position to Arteta and he decides to manage his favourite bestest club from his playing years.They've looked considerably better in attack, even with the same players. More belief and passion in the way they play.
Perfect manager to get a tune out of Eze, Olise and Zaha, especially Zaha. Will be huge for last 9 games for palace
Shrewd appointment.
every manager is a parasite these daysLeicester are already 3/4 there to a Championship squad.
Defence is pants, Goalkeeper is dire and that's both of them, midfield nothing to write home about minus maddison who'll be gone. So will Tielemans.
Grandad Vardy up top, and Barnes who'll be gone.
Rodgers is a parasite, he won't walk he want's his sweet pay off.
Bet you're house on Henry, Bergkamp all returning as First team coaches if Paddy got the job.In an alternative reality, Everton offer the management position to Arteta and he decides to manage his favourite bestest club from his playing years.
Arsenal meanwhile, appoint Vieria… Their favourite midfielder from the Wenger years! The gooners marketing department goes into overdrive selling him as the prodigal son returning and it’s seen as a genius move!
Think Monday has to be a win for you lads, A draw does nothing.How do we feel today? Have things gone our way or is the pressure building?
Adams, Overmars! And get Seaman to come back just for the sexual innuendo jokes… As in: Seaman is the new goalkeeper coach. All day long he swallows those balls up while making saves!Bet you're house on Henry, Bergkamp all returning as First team coaches if Paddy got the job.
Just the Bournemouth result that has dismayed me this week.How do we feel today? Have things gone our way or is the pressure building?
Having a pee when that went in. WHO CARES?Wow big goal that for Woy and Palace @Alan Whittle

You’re welcome!Thank you Palace!
Miles Leaburn with another 2 goals for Charlton today. Big future. Would like to see us go in for him.
Leicester are already 3/4 there to a Championship squad.
Defence is pants, Goalkeeper is dire and that's both of them, midfield nothing to write home about minus maddison who'll be gone. So will Tielemans.
Grandad Vardy up top, and Barnes who'll be gone.
Rodgers is a parasite, he won't walk he want's his sweet pay off.
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