Billy Dean
Player Valuation: £70m
I just don't get why you'd bother. You're Matthew Stuart Cash, own the name whatever national team you play for. Has never even lived in Poland.
Brereton one is less weird as I guess he's just added his Mum's maiden name to the end. The Cash one is weird.Ben Brereton just adding “Diaz” to his name to make himself sound Chilean was one that annoyed me.