Today’s Football 2019/20 Season

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If I was a manager I would be calling for human referees and lino’s to be redundant. Use robots for everything now

Would be great, just to see the likes of St Jordan or the eejit from egypt pumped full of lead... or meelar, when he replaces Klopp:

Slippy: "YER WHA? CALVERT-LEWIN DIDN'T MEAN TO HIT IT IN FROM 30 YARDS, IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A PASS!
VAR 9000: "Under Premier League directive 729 I am bound to telll you to STFU"
Slippy: "BUT WE WEREN'T READY FOR THE AERIAL BALL... COME ON LAD, DIS MEANS MORE!"
VAR 9000: "Second request. STFU"
Slippy: "I know bad people from brookie, laaar...."
VAR 9000: "I am now authorised to use lethal force....."
 
His hand was resting on the back of the post and the ball was further in. I dont think that’s an optical illusion.
 
Would be great, just to see the likes of St Jordan or the eejit from egypt pumped full of lead... or meelar, when he replaced Klopp:

Slippy: "YER WHA? CALVERT-LEWIN DIDN'T MEAN TO HIT IT IN FROM 30 YARDS, IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A PASS!
VAR 9000: "Under Premier League directive 729 I am bound to telll you to STFU"
Slippy: "BUT WE WEREN'T READY FOR THE AERIAL BALL... COME ON LAD, DIS MEANS MORE!"
VAR 9000: "Second request. STFU"
Slippy: "I know bad people from brookie, laaar...."
VAR 9000: "I am now authorised to use lethal force....."

Roboklopp would run onto the pitch and self destruct
 
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