Titanic Tourist Submarine Goes Missing

[The binman chronicles]

We're going to need a bigger submarine.

You can make jokes about it all you want but a sub with her on board won't have had this issue. It would have smashed the sea floor and gone through all the way until it popped up on the other side of Earth upside down.

 

[tommye]

 

[bluejohn66]

 

[toffee82]

Imagine someone telling you Chairman Bill will be out at Everton FC within 48 hours before getting into the sub. Some positive news going into the voyage… or so you thought

Imagine what it would be like to somehow survive for a week on 3 days of oxygen then be in an induced coma for a month to recover only to wake up and find out Bill's still chairman.

 

[canuckblue]

Have the kopites claimed them yet?

 

[GrandOldTeam]

If I was in the sub with 4 other people with the air running out then I reckon I’d start to take out the others. Now if the others have the same idea then my guess is that there’s a massive scrap going on inside the sub.

 

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

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In 2023 I don't even know if that's real or not

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

I believe Blue Bill told them they had 48 hours of oxygen before they left, so they are safe for at least another week.

 

[DavidH]

I've heard today that none of them have shoes or socks on. It gets worse. I hate feet, I hate smelly feet and I hate my feet being cold. I also hate people looking at my feet or touching them. The foot sub.

 

[GoldenToffee]

If one has already perished I fully expect his body to have been devoured by the remaining four. Calories are calories.

 

[LinekersLegs]

Matt LeTissier reckons if the pilot didn’t get vaccinated this wouldn’t of happened

NY Post is blaming the CEO for being too woke


Personally think his casual disregard for decent engineering or safety measures might have a tad more to do with it but this event seems to have brought out some predictable hobby horses.

 

[Runub]

I've heard today that none of them have shoes or socks on. It gets worse. I hate feet, I hate smelly feet and I hate my feet being cold. I also hate people looking at my feet or touching them. The foot sub.

Hope nobody steps on the PlayStation controller with bear feet….proper hurts that

 

[john jako]

I've heard today that none of them have shoes or socks on. It gets worse. I hate feet, I hate smelly feet and I hate my feet being cold. I also hate people looking at my feet or touching them. The foot sub.

Why has it been leaked that they have no shoes and socks on? Did someone ask this question?

Everything about this is bizzare but have no shoes or socks on is the maddest part about it.

 

[tommye]

Hope nobody steps on the PlayStation controller with bear feet….proper hurts that

 

[Wizard]

Why has it been leaked that they have no shoes and socks on? Did someone ask this question?

Everything about this is bizzare but have no shoes or socks on is the maddest part about it.

I think it's from a video of a previous outing saying that passengers have to take their shoes off.