Titanic Tourist Submarine Goes Missing

[Moomin]

He will have to be the pilot as no one else will be fitting in that.

We can ram Gemma Collins in as well.

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

Not even confirmed gone and they’re cashing in

Drink the wine and let the world be the world.

 

[IrishBlue2022]

We can ram Gemma Collins in as well.

She can be one of the buoys.

 

[ClausThomsen]

All the X Box owners are feeling pretty smug right now.

They'd be in the Norwegian sea by now with controller drift.

 

[GoldenToffee]

I think you kind of gradually pass out?

It’s going to slowly drain away I think

Thank you very much.

 

[Digger09]

As a previous captain of mine has mentioned as well as the oxygen running out they will also be breathing out carbon dioxide and there doesn’t appear to be any CO2 scrubbers fitted on the craft

 

[moggeridge]

Drink the wine and let the world be the world.

But don’t they have enough money already

 

[john jako]

Is there anything actually wrong with having a Playstation controller? I'd imagine Sony have spent a fair few quid developing them over the years and the absolute hammering they have to take off angry Call Of Duty manbabies means the build quality is pretty good.

BAE designed a 3 billion pound astute class submarine with an Atari controller for the planesman to drive with.

 

[ArtetaMoney]

I read somewhere that they’ve now turned to Twitter and Facebook, to get some more potential rescue solutions from the Social Media experts.

Should get them out in no time.

 

[john jako]

I read somewhere that they’ve now turned to Twitter and Facebook, to get some more potential rescue solutions from the Social Media experts.

Should get them out in no time.

Matt LeTissier reckons if the pilot didn’t get vaccinated this wouldn’t of happened

 

[YoboCopter]

This on repeat

 

[ClausThomsen]

Matt LeTissier reckons if the pilot didn’t get vaccinated this wouldn’t of happened

Ask yourself how many billionaire businessmen did you hear about going missing while exploring the ruins of the Titanic in a submersible craft BEFORE the vaccination programs?

He's just asking the questions.

 

[roydo]

Football supporters are terrible. Very funny, but terrible!

 

[Shevin Keedy]

Football supporters are terrible. Very funny, but terrible!

New expert says the banging they're hearing could possibly be Moby Dick.

The John Bonham drum solo that is.

 

[roydo]

New expert says the banging they're hearing could possibly be Moby [Poor language removed].

The John Bonham drum solo that is.

Deserve to stay there in that case.