that seems embarrassingly plausibly.
"please stay forever, stones, lukaku, and barkley, at the club that petulantly shrieks at you, despite years of service, after the first hint that you've inevitably aged"
the way distin's entire career with us has been written off by some was already bad enough
It is hardly the first hint. It has been a while. Also, if he had got his head down and worked at his game instead of turning to social media to tell us how good he is then the fume may have been more measured.