This lunchtime...

[monty]

Mine does.....

Post of the week for sure rotfl, cracker TX

 

[Robert Jarvis]

Take the batteries out then.

Oh good luck Rodders and kep away from that Emirates Stadium or she might convert you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[little curly alan ball]

the fit ones not havin it . take the moose . mans gotta know his limitations .
lcab

 

[chicoazul]

Welts: You got bare tit yet?

 

[Welton Toffee]

haha, no chico.

Was off school ill today but I'll be in tomorrow. Don't worry I'll give a detailed account of events

 

[chicoazul]

Youve caught the bad aids from speaking to her. Take the week off.

 

[Latch]

haha, no chico.

Was off school ill today but I'll be in tomorrow. Don't worry I'll give a detailed account of events

That's the spirit!

 

[monty]

haha, no chico.

Was off school ill today but I'll be in tomorrow. Don't worry I'll give a detailed account of events

There is an old West Indian calypso based on very good philosophy, its called
"never make a pretty woman your wife because from my personal point of view get an ugly girl to marry you" the premise being that the ugly girl will do anything for you and will always be faithful. The IQ of a woman is almost as important as her breast size, remember that and you'll not go far wrong!

Chico took this to extremes hence his fascination with dogs.

 

[Dylan]

Welts, beware of the mystical hiv. I hear it does nasty things to you

 

[Rob]

If her mate wants you go for it, nothing like a bit of experience with a nissan micra to prepare you for the skyline.

I put it in Dylan Language for a change

 

[GrandOldTeam]

You gang of idiots.

Welts, she clearly wants your willy. She's just one of them whoppers who use the arl 'oh, my mate fancies you' front.

If she ever mentions her mate again tell her no but you wouldn't mind taking her up the ducky hole[SIZE=-1]™.[/SIZE]

 

[chicoazul]

Danny: The Oracles of the forum.

Heed his words Welts. Thats Kirkby for you.

 

[Welton Toffee]

Well, no developments as yet. Mainly because I didn't even see her today let alone get chance to talk. Don't think she was in school. Tomorrow hopefully...

 

[monty]

Well, no developments as yet. Mainly because I didn't even see her today let alone get chance to talk. Don't think she was in school. Tomorrow hopefully...

have you sniffed her seat yet?

 

[Cal]

Do them both.