This is alright this.

Connor · April 4, 2012

Just been talking to some Italian Lid on Jagielka or Distin ? He said Senderos. I Fumed.

Cena · April 4, 2012

ISNT FRESH AIR BOSS

Connor · April 4, 2012

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Jagielka or Distin ?

Stranger: Distin

You: Yes Lid

You: Help me Lad

Stranger: Is better than jagielka

Stranger: On what?

You: You reckon Distin is better ?

Stranger: Do you play ever football manager?

You: Yes mate

Stranger: Then you must accept that dude

You: No lad , Jagielka is better than Distin on it. Where you from ?

Stranger: Italy

You: Ac or Inter ?

Stranger: Fiorentin

Stranger: A

You: Firenze man ?

Stranger: Yeah

You: Yes lad, Ive been there

Stranger: Nice

You: On Assassins Creed like

Stranger: Kind of

You: What are your views on Balotelli ?

Stranger: He must fired from man city

You: Why lid ?

Stranger: Fights all the time with team matea

Stranger: Mates

You: Was he like that at Inter ?

Stranger: Same

Stranger: He is like quaresma

You: Nasty man , Fiorentina beat us in the UEFA Cup the other year

Stranger: Oohhh ****

Stranger: You are a fan of...........

You: Everton

Stranger: You selled yobo to fenerbahce?

You: Hes on Loan. You wanna buy him ? Good Price like

Stranger: Is a good central midfielder

You: He's a Defender FFS.

Cena · April 5, 2012

Chatting on it at the minute, crackin onto a bird here, well she says shes a bird....

Connor · April 5, 2012

http://imgur.com/Dmxv3 Bird just sent me this. Superb

And this. http://imgur.com/QfHtX

bluejock · April 5, 2012

Stranger: hello
You: Howdy
Stranger: asl
You: Asian styled lions?
Stranger: no google it
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

bluejock · April 5, 2012

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HORAN THE WORLD
You: Is right lid
You: Ummm, what position does he play?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Roztitute · April 5, 2012

First chat I open, the guys a kopite. WTF.

bluejock · April 5, 2012

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asl
You: 19 f uk u?
Stranger: 19 m usa
Stranger: horny?
You: Hornier than Chico's mar
Stranger: what are u wearing?
You: Ugg boots and a set of Christmas antlers
You: U?
Stranger: thats it?
You: Yup
Stranger: im wearing a hard on baby

You: I'm a ho ho ho
You: Where are you wearing it?
Stranger: huh?
You: War. Good God.
You: What is it good for?
Stranger: ****in pussys
Stranger: do you have skype?
You: Mmmm growl
You: No but i got hotmail
Stranger: do u have any pics?
You: do u?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: pic for pic?
You: Tit for tat
You: Do u like pineapple on pizza?
Stranger: can i have a pic?
You: Do u like soccer?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connor · April 5, 2012

This bird has just sent me FOOF !
She was real.

bluejock · April 5, 2012

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Hey
Stranger: how are ya
You: Good thanks, you?
Stranger: im pretty good thanks
Stranger: so where are ya from?
You: Uk u?
Stranger: usa
Stranger: so are you male or female
You: Not sure yet
You: You?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.