This heat!! ARRRRGH

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

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The heat is well bosser than the cold. I am writing this from a rather nice beach like. Theres a nice single mum in a pink bikini nearby, I'd like to touch her where she wees.

in the sea today !!

 

[chicoazul]

in the sea today !!

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I've just paid a tenner for the worst mojito in the history of humanoids. I don't feel like touching wee bits anymore.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

i miss the beaches of greece, the sea is always unbelievably clear. any critters to see under there chico ?

or are you more on the lookout for surface clams.

 

[Goat]

I hope somebody kicks sand in your face.

 

[chicoazul]

i miss the beaches of greece, the sea is always unbelievably clear. any critters to see under there chico ? or are you more on the lookout for surface clams.

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Strangely haven't dived yet, think I'm doing one next week mate. But yeah, dead clear. Not much worth getting excited of in a bikini today to be honest.

 

[chicoazul]

I hope somebody kicks sand in your face.

<i>Posted via Mobile Device</i> My mate just did. You wouldn't though, I'd embarrass you in front of all the pretty ladies.

 

[Nebbiolo]

Not many sandy beaches in Greece are there?

It's 28 here, but supposedly down to 23 tomorrow, and just 19 later in the week.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

greece has 13,676 km of coast line which on a coast to area ratio is 104.557 m per square kilometer.
so theres plenty of coastline for sandy beaches, they always seemed to be sand wherever i went there.

 

[GrandOldTeam]

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I've just paid a tenner for the worst mojito in the history of humanoids. I don't feel like touching wee bits anymore.

A tenner?

For a mojito?

Surely not.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

I've been stuck in all day painting the kids' bedrooms. It's roasting and I'm sweating like a farm animal but I'm about to crack open a cold beer.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

I've been stuck in all day painting the kids' bedrooms. It's roasting and I'm sweating like a farm animal but I'm about to crack open a cold beer.

i've been trying to get the decking clean of all the previous colour so that i can oil it, just cracked some pear cider...nice and cold.

 

[chicoazul]

A tenner?

For a mojito?

Surely not.

This is true.

 

[Azzbot]

Temperature has dropped a lot now. Thankfully!

At least the heat is bearable of a night!

 

[Clarky66]

How the fcuk have you got all that rep lad ?

Are you greasin palms or what ?


* awaits another red *

 

[Azzbot]

How the fcuk have you got all that rep lad ?

Are you greasin palms or what ?


* awaits another red *

Nah you gimp.

I'm lickin arses