Things you learned this week

[bigblueboy]

different gases...

i learnt this week when letting one go into a crisp bag an blasting it like a helium balloon you end up talkin pure poo.. stick to the helium much more fun..

 

[little curly alan ball]

That I couldn't take the piss out've me boy - without him spitting the dummy- as far as I thought I could .
( He's joined the Navy Seals or some such , so I posted a pic of him in a Sailor Suit , and said on Facebook that I'd changed me ringtone to the Blue Peter theme , so I could , " feel " , it . You know ??? )
Didn't get the joke , the boy .
Kids , who the fuk would have ' em ???