Things to expect at the Anfield Derby

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Sky spending 20 mins warm up to ynwa.
Robertson frothing at the mouth after getting wound up by the blues.
Mane diving.
Salah diving.
 
No Evertonians present for the first time ever at a Derby. If the Club are unable to deal with this debacle, the fans will have to.
 

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The only thing am expecting...........
 
Things that will be seen
Marco Silva on the touchline
Everton in the relegation zone

Things that won't be seen
Marco Silva's tactical genius
Marco Silva having a clue what he's doing
Match changing substitutions
Everton shots on target
Everton goals
Decisions going Everton's way
An ounce of sympathy for Silva getting sacked
 
Silva with his arms folded
Schniderlain and Gylfi walking around doing lots of pointing
Penalty for them
DCL put his thumb up having been put clean through and hits the corner flag with his shot.
Their fans singing getting sacked in the morning and going down
The commentators saying how long has Silva got
 

Everton looking like children, the RS looking like champions, the officials all wearing It would let Klopp hump me’ T-shirts under their black tops, our fans desperately trying to fire up the boys in blue, the boys in blue having absolutely none of it, Richy getting the first goal, then spendsing the rest of his time doing comedy injury routines, to ensure that any feelings of pity the officials might be harbouring are driven out by their disgust at his acting. Oh, and it will rain heavily for the next forty days and nights, but only on the heads and homes of Evertonians and their families.

what a time to be alive eh lads :)
 
Everton will have at 'em with courageous spirit and prove an even match until the last possible moment, when some extremely unlikely event drops victory into the lap of the rs. Then VAR will rule against the rs (!!!), we'll leave Anfield with a point, and people here will say it was the worst Everton performance they'd ever seen.
 
Don't normally go on the pots during the week

but on Wednesday contemplating drinking myself into a self induced coma
:drunk:
 
Pickford getting reminded about last season, possibly with them singing “ Give us another one, do “ He’ll get some stick that’s for sure.I hope he doesn’t start arguing back with them, like the Newcastle game last season.
 
Everton will have at 'em with courageous spirit and prove an even match until the last possible moment, when some extremely unlikely event drops victory into the lap of the rs. Then VAR will rule against the rs (!!!), we'll leave Anfield with a point, and people here will say it was the worst Everton performance they'd ever seen.
This all day long except VAR will rule an offside goal onside. It's in Everton's DNA
 

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