Things that may be true about GOT members

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The Golden Vision is a garden gnome living in a sleepy Kent Village, he is married to a lady gnome called Doreen and they live with their adopted children named rat and toad.
 
The Golden Vision has a superfluous third buttock, he finds it very difficult to get comfortable in a seated position, toilets being designed for two buttocks present extreme difficulties especially if the wrong pair of buttocks get positioned over the hole.
 
Ijjy Smith wears Rambo undies, the ones designed for 5 year old children, this explains his need to own a white iphone.
 
TXBill wears a pair of six guns to town and ends every sentence with y'all he has named his guns veronica and victoria.
 
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