Things that Everton will never do

[summerisle]

 

[Ameen]

They don't do these things because they'd end up posting one every single week

 

[Lelouch]

Not playing 4-2-3-1.

 

[GrumpyBlue]

....make crap threads on GOT

 

[DanEFC92]

Win stuff

 

[The binman chronicles]

Win the Champions League. I'm hoping that by posting this it happens, just to prove me wrong. But I doubt it.

 

[efcjames]

Sign a striker

 

[Billysgingham.]

Make me happy again.

 

[4737carlin]

Organise the box office

 

[Frang]

build us all an iconic stadium

 

[Frang]

make the streams work

 

[anton66]

 

[RomanReigns]

Sign overpriced players on extortionate wages

Oh wait

 

[chrismpw]

Hopefully never dive and cheat our way to winning. Frankly I'd rather have lasting honour and dignity than transient glory.

 

[GwladysBlue]

Hopefully never dive and cheat our way to winning. Frankly I'd rather have lasting honour and dignity than transient glory.

I wouldn’t. If the only way we can win is by cheating, cheat away.