Things that are better at left-back than Cuco...

[sharkey1001]

List things that are a better option at left-back...

 

[marsh]

Sly. Leave him alone

 

[Connor]

Me and I am nearly 22, weighing nearly Goat weights.

 

[JLW]

A tumbleweed

 

[yelyah]

Ebola

 

[nsno-chris]

A bag of sponges soaking in jizz

 

[davek]

 

[sageyefc]

Josef fritzl, great at containing people

 

[heatmeiser]

Kirsty Gallagher’s strong thighs

 

[Yarrgh]

My wheelie bin full of dog sh**.

 

[NoiBlau]

Coco Chanel
Coco the Clown
Coco Pops
Cocodamol
Kobe Bryant

 

[chrismpw]

The Queen mother

 

[dinverro]

If Garbutt was better, he would of played tonight and would of played before. At 24, he obviously is not good enough.

 

[Daytripper]

He will get man of the match tonight

 

[Bungle]

Kinga from Big Brother with the champagne bottle still in her minge.