Things i've learnt from the Everton forum today.

[Professor Toffee]

Lads, I put this weekends results through a complex algorithm and it turns out we'll yield a pretty disappointing return and fail to improve on last season's tally.

Now, clearly Martinez has to go. But I'm even more concerned at the fact that Chelsea and Burnley aren't even destined to take the field at all this season. What happens? Do they even survive? I don't know, but I'm filled with dread.

I'd say if Burnley and Chelsea didn't show up for any game they'd be deducted so many points and would both end up deeply minus. Poor Burnley ha ha Chelsea

 

[Boss_Blue]

Lads, I put this weekends results through a complex algorithm and it turns out we'll yield a pretty disappointing return and fail to improve on last season's tally.

Now, clearly Martinez has to go. But I'm even more concerned at the fact that Chelsea and Burnley aren't even destined to take the field at all this season. What happens? Do they even survive? I don't know, but I'm filled with dread.

PMSL

 

[bizzaro]

Lads, I put this weekends results through a complex algorithm and it turns out we'll yield a pretty disappointing return and fail to improve on last season's tally.

Now, clearly Martinez has to go. But I'm even more concerned at the fact that Chelsea and Burnley aren't even destined to take the field at all this season. What happens? Do they even survive? I don't know, but I'm filled with dread.

Took me a second to realise what was going on.

I was certainly looking at that table.

RS are doing my head in can't wait for them to slip on their arse

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

 

[StatesideBlue3]

Ive erased the Anfield derby from my mind as well mate

What Anfield derby?

 

[degreeinblue]

What Anfield derby?

What's an Anfield?

 

[WA Toffee]

I don't know why anyone gets upset about people getting upset.

There will always be a load of rubbish posted on match days, and the Moonies that can't accept any sort of criticism of Martinez or the players are as bizarre as the doom mongers that think a jarg clearance from Distin is a sign of the Rapture.

It's all part of the fun of wasting hours of your life on football forums.

Are you getting upset because people are getting upset about people getting upset. I think I'm going to get upset about that.

 

[steken1]

Arsenal played worse and won - Our defence has to be improved - we need a decent cover at right back - not Tony Hibbo- Distan may need to play less games awful yesterday - John Stones needs to play in central defence, and also Duffy must be given a chance - we cannot cope from set pieces and hoof ball Distan is useless in the air never won many headed battles yesterday - Jags has not got the height against a Wimbledon type side!
In fact we are starting to defend like Wigan - we scored 2 great goals and let in two very soft goals Howard never had a save to make - they also missed a good chance one on one when the guy blasted over - the rest was sheer panic to the high ball all afternoon!

Does anybody else think we need a defensive coach. Not exactly Roberto's strongest suit. Two soft goals in Game 1 both defensive errors and nerves were jangling with each set piece?

I agree , let's do something about it. While we concentrate on keep ball and therefore don't do the crossing from free kicks and corners thing. We are always going to have to play teams that will disrupt keep ball. With hoof ball!

If we can't expect perfection from the school of science why don't we just change that title to the school of also rans or the school of no marks

How did it come to this???

 

[Ihaters]

Everything doesn't have to be best ever ever or wirsr ever ever.

Best post ever

 

[DrEFC]

Best post ever

Ever ever?

 

[Ihaters]

Ever ever?

Changed my mind now, its the wirsr post ever ever.

 

[DrEFC]

Changed my mind now, its the wirsr post ever ever.

Leik dis if u cri evrytiem..

 

[Ihaters]

Leik dis if u cri evrytiem..

Is the answer 4?
Reads like RAWK lingo mate, something I've never understood... I do however know if you cri, you should also shake.

Which could explain the spelling? Did you or Chico pop onto RAWK at any point, only takes a glance to be effected?

 

[Boss_Blue]

Leik dis if u cri evrytiem..

This post is a (poptart) tragedy

 

[Kiwi]

I'm rather lost now.
*throws random neg and gets abusive PM back