Current Affairs The WOKE

[Yarrgh]

Absolutely baffled how this term is used as an insult

woke​

adjective
having or marked by an active awareness of systemic injustices and prejudices, especially those involving the treatment of ethnic, racial, or sexual minorities:

Obviously being woke is a good thing if that's the definition. Most decent caring non self-centred people would aspire to it.

Those who use it as an insult are mindless and/or have an agenda to maintain the status quo in their favour.

 

[Yarrgh]

They eat Tofu as well, I believe.

Possibly even vegan croissants.

 

[Bishop Thumpety-Thump]

Obviously being woke is a good thing if that's the definition. Most decent caring non self-centred people would aspire to it.

Those who use it as an insult are mindless and/or have an agenda to maintain the status quo in their favour.

Mindless neo pagan spiritualist centrists with an agenda. Who like to talk about masturbation with strangers on football forums.

 

[Yarrgh]

Mindless neo pagan spiritualist centrists with an agenda. Who like to talk about masturbation with strangers on football forums.

A tad harsh. Ever since their third eye opened, they've been a reformed character and once they described their definition of woke, we'll all be surely agreeing with them.

Edit: Gender neutralised their pronouns to annoy them.

 

[COYBL25]

Mindless neo pagan spiritualist centrists with an agenda. Who like to talk about masturbation with strangers on football forums.

Ahem, he`s risen to an even higher level, as he`s now a Pantheist Neo Pagan Centrist, with a side hobby of researching and finding suitable subjects, for Big Norks weekly.

 

[Lobster Johnson]

The look on the presenters face when she tells her to take her time right at the end. Savage.

 

[gonetomorrow]

There's worse things than being woke.
Being nazi is definitely one.

 

[Tin-Tin]

Obviously being woke is a good thing if that's the definition. Most decent caring non self-centred people would aspire to it.

Those who use it as an insult are mindless and/or have an agenda to maintain the status quo in their favour.

Definition of woke | Dictionary.com

The definition of Woke is a simple past tense of wake1. See additional meanings and similar words.

www.dictionary.com

Even the disparaging definition is again baffling to use as an insult.

Disparaging. of or relating to a liberal progressive orthodoxy, especially promoting inclusive policies or ideologies that welcome or embrace ethnic, racial, or sexual minorities.

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

If you ask him nicely, I`m sure @ForeverBlue92 will describe the definition of Woke for you, in detail mate.

He is our resident expert.

Oh aye, he's a right 'expert' him!

 

[ClausThomsen]

Obviously being woke is a good thing if that's the definition. Most decent caring non self-centred people would aspire to it.

Those who use it as an insult are mindless and/or have an agenda to maintain the status quo in their favour.

Attacking centrists again you woke maniac. It's cos of people like you I'd get arrested if I tried to buy a Steak Bake with English money.

 

[Yarrgh]

Attacking centrists again you woke maniac. It's cos of people like you I'd get arrested if I tried to buy a Steak Bake with English money.

You'll have a vegan croissant and like it!

 

[Jimishorts]

You'll have a vegan croissant and like it!

If they're good enough for Dunc...



... the big woke galoot.

 

[Yarrgh]

If they're good enough for Dunc...

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... the big woke galoot.

I know after a hard day of laying out cones then nothing hits the spot like a vegan croissant* for my tea. What can I say? I just love the environment.


*especially if you stick a bit of bacon, black pudding and fried egg in them.

 

[Haydn]

Waheeey, I wonder who we beat in the final of the Telegraph trophy ?

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Waheeey, I wonder who we beat in the final of the Telegraph trophy ?
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Is that a real article? Imagine being a Telegraph reader …