Current Affairs The WOKE

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Hang on, are 'the woke' slavery deniers?

Have the sheeple been hoodwinked into thinking that colonialism was a real thing?

Tune in next week, Same Bat-Time, Same Bat-Channel!

 
It seems that people who use the word "woke" usually precede it with a mad random fact that they or someone else, has made up.

Can't believe that immigrants are living in 8-star hotels and being paid £3000 a week in benefits, but the government can't do anything about it because of the woke brigade!

Or words to that effect.
Amazing isn't it. Just invent any old nonsense, get offended by it then when everyone tells you you're an idiot claim you're being cancelled/silenced.

Did you know that schools aren't allowed to use the term Father Christmas anymore because it offends non binary people.

Couldn't make it up.

It's about time we fight back against this stuff. I'd start by banning Eddie Izzard.
 
Amazing isn't it. Just invent any old nonsense, get offended by it then when everyone tells you you're an idiot claim you're being cancelled/silenced.

Did you know that schools aren't allowed to use the term Father Christmas anymore because it offends non binary people.

Couldn't make it up.

It's about time we fight back against this stuff. I'd start by banning Eddie Izzard.

We haven’t been able to say “Christmas” for ages. You have to say “Happy Holidays” in case we upset other religions. I haven‘t heard the word ‘Christmas’ said out loud for more than a decade.

Last year every Christmas card I got just said “Have an appropriately suitable and inclusive Christmas”. The Woke are destroying everything.
 
We haven’t been able to say “Christmas” for ages. You have to say “Happy Holidays” in case we upset other religions. I haven‘t heard the word ‘Christmas’ said out loud for more than a decade.

Last year every Christmas card I got just said “Have an appropriately suitable and inclusive Christmas”. The Woke are destroying everything.
Have you seen how you have to spell Turkey nowadays? I just don't know which way to turn... (I wonder where Bernard Matthews statue is goin up...)
 
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We haven’t been able to say “Christmas” for ages. You have to say “Happy Holidays” in case we upset other religions. I haven‘t heard the word ‘Christmas’ said out loud for more than a decade.

Last year every Christmas card I got just said “Have an appropriately suitable and inclusive Christmas”. The Woke are destroying everything.

The WOKE cancelled George Michael for singing Last Christmas.
 
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