The Takeover Rumour Thread.

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OK, I think I'm up to speed now.
Kev101 - shame on you, the guy doesn't seem to be a WUM. He might be wrong, but he seems genuine. Apologise now or ...

You have to run naked across the pitch at half-time in the Wolves game - don't worry, there won't be many there and it'll be last on MOTD so it's no big deal ... or so your missus says.
 
Gag him someone FFS

Uuugh I only sent the message half an hour ago and already I feel like a grade 1 dick for writing it. My apologies Kev. In one mad second you kind of became all (and there hasnt been many) the people who have given me grief over the past few weeks and I just snapped. Well, it wasnt really a snap. It was more like a Mariah Carey hissyfit.
Didnt know that was inside of me and I guess it needed coming out but there is no excuse for throwing all that at you mate. Again, genuine apologies. I'm off to tell my flunky that I don't 'do' stairs.
 
If someone has the money to pay the wages then there would be a fair few that could be got on loan,like as Drenthe for instance, I reckon there'd be a fair few that are out of sorts at clubs that could give us a lot better than we are getting. No sell on value obv. but also no outlay either, and the top players require a LOT of outlay. That money could go towards the ground for starters, and there's probably excellent players available every season. Unless they have the kind of coin to fund the lot of course.

Just something I thought of.
 
Will publish tomorrow because I've already agreed to but then I'm done. I'll be back tomorrow to wish you lads all the very best. Would be absolutely chuffed to bits if this came off and the talks reach a conclusion. You're a proper club with proper fans and I've got to know a fair few of you on Twitter and 99% of you are really sound.
But as my previous post illustrates I'm feeling the pressure a bit - freely admit that I'm out of my depth here and this all fell into my lap and I ran with it. I prefer to write about player's bad haircuts and my favourite Subbuteo memories. Never my intention to be a 'journo'. An example - I was ****ting myself all of Saturday worrying that I was going to get sued because I'd named the Jain Group. No-one else had yet surely some of the press were already aware of it? In the end I took down their name and just alluded to them though it turned out I would have been okay legally to name them.

What's your Twitter name Daisy ??
 
Uuugh I only sent the message half an hour ago and already I feel like a grade 1 dick for writing it. My apologies Kev. In one mad second you kind of became all (and there hasnt been many) the people who have given me grief over the past few weeks and I just snapped. Well, it wasnt really a snap. It was more like a Mariah Carey hissyfit.
Didnt know that was inside of me and I guess it needed coming out but there is no excuse for throwing all that at you mate. Again, genuine apologies. I'm off to tell my flunky that I don't 'do' stairs.

Fair play :)
 
Uuugh I only sent the message half an hour ago and already I feel like a grade 1 dick for writing it. My apologies Kev. In one mad second you kind of became all (and there hasnt been many) the people who have given me grief over the past few weeks and I just snapped. Well, it wasnt really a snap. It was more like a Mariah Carey hissyfit.
Didnt know that was inside of me and I guess it needed coming out but there is no excuse for throwing all that at you mate. Again, genuine apologies. I'm off to tell my flunky that I don't 'do' stairs.

Are you sure? I've already prepared the tar and feathers.
 
Uuugh I only sent the message half an hour ago and already I feel like a grade 1 dick for writing it. My apologies Kev. In one mad second you kind of became all (and there hasnt been many) the people who have given me grief over the past few weeks and I just snapped. Well, it wasnt really a snap. It was more like a Mariah Carey hissyfit.
Didnt know that was inside of me and I guess it needed coming out but there is no excuse for throwing all that at you mate. Again, genuine apologies. I'm off to tell my flunky that I don't 'do' stairs.
I'll reply in a bit, I'm still too shocked to speak :o
 
Uuugh I only sent the message half an hour ago and already I feel like a grade 1 dick for writing it. My apologies Kev. In one mad second you kind of became all (and there hasnt been many) the people who have given me grief over the past few weeks and I just snapped. Well, it wasnt really a snap. It was more like a Mariah Carey hissyfit.
Didnt know that was inside of me and I guess it needed coming out but there is no excuse for throwing all that at you mate. Again, genuine apologies. I'm off to tell my flunky that I don't 'do' stairs.

Oh FFS we were just stitching him up like a bluekipper there, thanks DC.........
 
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