davek
Player Valuation: £150m
****inghell!!!
Shame on you...SHAME on you!!!
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****inghell!!!
Shame on you...SHAME on you!!!
WtfI'm being fingered
Gag him someone FFS
Will publish tomorrow because I've already agreed to but then I'm done. I'll be back tomorrow to wish you lads all the very best. Would be absolutely chuffed to bits if this came off and the talks reach a conclusion. You're a proper club with proper fans and I've got to know a fair few of you on Twitter and 99% of you are really sound.
But as my previous post illustrates I'm feeling the pressure a bit - freely admit that I'm out of my depth here and this all fell into my lap and I ran with it. I prefer to write about player's bad haircuts and my favourite Subbuteo memories. Never my intention to be a 'journo'. An example - I was ****ting myself all of Saturday worrying that I was going to get sued because I'd named the Jain Group. No-one else had yet surely some of the press were already aware of it? In the end I took down their name and just alluded to them though it turned out I would have been okay legally to name them.
Uuugh I only sent the message half an hour ago and already I feel like a grade 1 dick for writing it. My apologies Kev. In one mad second you kind of became all (and there hasnt been many) the people who have given me grief over the past few weeks and I just snapped. Well, it wasnt really a snap. It was more like a Mariah Carey hissyfit.
Didnt know that was inside of me and I guess it needed coming out but there is no excuse for throwing all that at you mate. Again, genuine apologies. I'm off to tell my flunky that I don't 'do' stairs.

Uuugh I only sent the message half an hour ago and already I feel like a grade 1 dick for writing it. My apologies Kev. In one mad second you kind of became all (and there hasnt been many) the people who have given me grief over the past few weeks and I just snapped. Well, it wasnt really a snap. It was more like a Mariah Carey hissyfit.
Didnt know that was inside of me and I guess it needed coming out but there is no excuse for throwing all that at you mate. Again, genuine apologies. I'm off to tell my flunky that I don't 'do' stairs.
I'll reply in a bit, I'm still too shocked to speakUuugh I only sent the message half an hour ago and already I feel like a grade 1 dick for writing it. My apologies Kev. In one mad second you kind of became all (and there hasnt been many) the people who have given me grief over the past few weeks and I just snapped. Well, it wasnt really a snap. It was more like a Mariah Carey hissyfit.
Didnt know that was inside of me and I guess it needed coming out but there is no excuse for throwing all that at you mate. Again, genuine apologies. I'm off to tell my flunky that I don't 'do' stairs.

Uuugh I only sent the message half an hour ago and already I feel like a grade 1 dick for writing it. My apologies Kev. In one mad second you kind of became all (and there hasnt been many) the people who have given me grief over the past few weeks and I just snapped. Well, it wasnt really a snap. It was more like a Mariah Carey hissyfit.
Didnt know that was inside of me and I guess it needed coming out but there is no excuse for throwing all that at you mate. Again, genuine apologies. I'm off to tell my flunky that I don't 'do' stairs.
I'll reply in a bit, I'm still too shocked to speak![]()
I'll reply in a bit, I'm still too shocked to speak![]()
& I've just received an infraction warning from GOTffs
ffs
(Whatever that is)
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