The summer 2013 Everton transfer rumourZ thread

[The Snidepire]

Looks to the skies.

ZE SNIDERMAN VONT HELP YOU HERE MEESTER EEJY.

 

[chicoazul]

I VAN TO SHOW YOU LOVE MEESTER AZOOL, YIU HAF BEEN VARY SUPPORTIVE. BUT I CAN ONLY SHOW ZE LOVE THROUGH BITING UND ZAT INEVITABLY LEADS TO BLOOD AND DYINGS **regrets murdering childhood friends**

I prefer to look on admiringly Mr Pire at your work, rather than embracing you tightly. You can't help your nature after all.

 

[bluestevon]

stay off the Moores lads

[video=youtube;5BmEGm-mraE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BmEGm-mraE[/video]

 

[The Green GobWIN.]

BE VARY CAREFUL ON ZE STREETS TONIGHT JA? ZE SNIDEPIRE EES IN ZE MOOD TO FEAST **attacks waitress for bringing complimentary garlic bread"

**hovers down** im thinking we should take sides and take out that punk sniderman once and for all **launches explosive pumpkin and floats off into the city night**

 

[ijjysmith]

I'm against the idea - don't rate him at all. Just if he is linked with us, wondering how much of our small budget it'd take up

Sean Dundee

 

[The Green GobWIN.]

Think some of you need to relax a little bit, your showing yourselves up to be a little paranoid just because someone has a different opinion.

is right.

 

[BoysInBlue]

I'm against the idea - don't rate him at all. Just if he is linked with us, wondering how much of our small budget it'd take up

Too late for that lad, your cover has been blown.

 

[formerly manx toffee]

is right.

oh my...

 

[The Snidepire]

I AM VERY CAREFUL NOT TO BE PICKING ZE FIGHTS VITH SNIDERMAN. HIS AIMS UND MINE ARE OF A SIMILAR NATURE JA? ZER EES A JARGERMAN ON ZE LOOSE TONIGHT ZOH

 

[TheFinnFan]

**hovers down** im thinking we should take sides and take out that punk sniderman once and for all **launches explosive pumpkin and floats off into the city night**

 

[Aidey9]

Think he would be a good signing.

Me too, still young and learning the game and at times, showed up well for Wigan last season. Would be a good understudy to Howard for a year or two!.

 

[Aidey9]

Journo Duncan Castles reckons weve asked Celtic to keep us informed on the Wanyama situation. We havent the money to make a bid yet but once Fellaini is sold then we could be seriously interested.

 

[The Green GobWIN.]

I AM VERY CAREFUL NOT TO BE PICKING ZE FIGHTS VITH SNIDERMAN. HIS AIMS UND MINE ARE OF A SIMILAR NATURE JA? ZER EES A JARGERMAN ON ZE LOOSE TONIGHT ZOH

he's not your friend, hes using you, we could run this city, together.

 

[Joao Moutinho]

From a very good and reliable twitter source:

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Bruno Ecuele Manga's agent cont: 'He (Roberto Martinez) tried to sign Bruno for Wigan earlier but we weren't interested.' #EFC #FCL #OM


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Bruno Ecuele Manga's agent cont: 'Now that he (Martinez) is the manager of Everton we are very interested.' #EFC #FCL #OM

 

[Aidey9]

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Bruno Ecuele Manga's agent told Telefoot: 'Marseille is of course an interesting proposition. But we must talk money too.' #OM #FCL #EFC


Get French Football‏ @GFN_France
Bruno Ecuele Manga's agent cont: 'He (Roberto Martinez) tried to sign Bruno for Wigan earlier but we weren't interested.' #EFC #FCL #OM


Get French Football‏ @GFN_France
Bruno Ecuele Manga's agent cont: 'Now that he (Martinez) is the manager of Everton we are very interested.' #EFC #FCL #OM