The summer 2013 Everton transfer rumourZ thread

[blue61]

I don't mind Oviedo really, don't mind him oh, he's defo better than Baines at 22/23 if memory serves.

Oviedo is nowhere near the level Baines was at 22/23, and will never get to the level Baines is at now in my opinion.

 

[Goat]

The Goat of professional football?

If I was a pro footballer, I would be fit as a fiddle, I would give 100% every game and I would be worshipped as a God by the unwashed on the terraces.

I actually had a knock about with the boy on Saturday, ive defo still got it, Roberto should give me a call.

 

[FTY]

Ok clearly memory doesn't serve, I was 9 tbf.

 

[Phenom]

Ok clearly memory doesn't serve, I was 9 tbf.

When I was 9 I was still fighting the off side rule.

 

[hktoffee]

Why is this a concern? Martinez isn't stupid. He knows he's taking a step up and has a very good scouting team at his disposal. I'm not too worried just yet about who Martinez brings in.

The players we are signing represent the image of this club. Are we signing good players with good reputation and show this club is moving forward or are we signing average players to replace world class players like Baines and Fellaini? We will see. And I think the players we sign will influence our better players' decision. That is to stay or not.

 

[FTY]

Oviedo is nowhere near the level Baines was at 22/23, and will never get to the level Baines is at now in my opinion.

Ok clearly memory doesn't serve, I was 9 tbf.

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[Bungle]

If I was a pro footballer, I would be fit as a fiddle, I would give 100% every game and I would be worshipped as a God by the unwashed on the terraces.

I actually had a knock about with the boy on Saturday, ive defo still got it, Roberto should give me a call.

Are we looking for catering staff? Cos I definitely don't think you'd be the right man.

 

[FTY]

When I was 9 I was still fighting the off side rule.

I was at Everton when I was 9, just saying.

 

[Phenom]

I was at Everton when I was 9, just saying.

OK calm down Wayne Rooney.

 

[Bungle]

When I was 9 I was still fighting the off side rule.

I was fighting off Gary Glitter

 

[bluemangroup]

I was fighting off Gary Glitter

How many times did you lose that fight?

 

[Bungle]

How many times did you lose that fight?

Twice a day for 6 years, I let him win obviously

 

[bluemangroup]

Twice a day for 6 years, I let him win obviously

Sometimes you just skipped the fight altogether, am I right?

 

[Bungle]

Sometimes you just skipped the fight altogether, am I right?

At least once a day yes, no point wasting the energy.

 

[Phenom]

Sometimes you just skipped the fight altogether, am I right?

I think the fight was the foreplay mate.