The summer 2013 Everton transfer rumourZ thread

[Allezfan]

Big Dunc came from Scotland and he did just fine

Scottish league ain't what it was then.

 

[Bungle]

I hope we sign him and he bangs in 20 next season, just so you will have to write (In block capitals in the largest font possible) "I was wrong about Hooper"

I'm dyslexic mate, you'll have to write it for me

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

You did offer to pay a player parsley....that's not usually a good thing.

I think you'll find it was water cress sir

 

[ijjysmith]

Does anyone remember Hangin' With Mr..........just remembered that was Cooper and not Hooper.

Night

 

[bluemangroup]

I think you'll find it was water cress sir

You thought you said water cress....that's how mad you've gone.

 

[Bungle]

He's Scottish, so that just leaves the wife beating on the list.

You have a fine point

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

Scottish league ain't what it was then.

It's not changed that much really

 

[bluemangroup]

It's not changed that much really

It's still held in Scotland isn't it?

 

[Marco Materazzi]

Victor Moses seems to be an interesting rumour.

 

[FTY]

Simson: Meh.
Alcaraz: Meh
McCarthy: Eurgh
De Guzman: Meh

 

[Bungle]

Simson: Meh.
Alcaraz: Meh
McCarthy: Eurgh
De Guzman: Meh

You feeling sick mate?

 

[Allezfan]

It's not changed that much really

Seriously? Since the early 90s where gascoigne, de boer, laudrup, woods, mccoist etc played up there and rangers were one game away from the CL final?

The gap between the big leagues and the little leagues have widened so so much over the last twenty years, it's untrue.

 

[Marco Materazzi]

McCarthy eurgh? C'mon?

 

[BlueLlama]

Simson: Meh.
Alcaraz: Meh
McCarthy: Eurgh
De Guzman: Meh

Is that your jizzing noise?

 

[ijjysmith]

McCarthy eurgh? C'mon?

Yes mate

Eurgh

And he's lucky to get that.